oldgit
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He looked very resplendent with his scrambled egg braid and feather on TV last night but displayed an expected woeful lack of knowledge about the outside world.
Not news to those from outside that glorified pond aka The Upper Thames. .
We all know the Thames exists in very parochial universe, entirely isolated from all the other navigations in the United Kingdom but can somebody whisper in the ear of your Master of Ceremonies that, we on the Medway count our swans , owned by The Mayor of Medway, without looking like something from a Dreamworks cartoon.

"The monarch legally owns all of the unmarked swans in England and Wales… that's a lot of swans! The only exception is here in the borough of Maidstone, where swans belong to the Mayor. Back in 1619, King James I granted this privilege to the Mayor along a stretch of the River Medway that flows through our town."
Two rivers mentioned both in the Magna Carta and Domesday Book , one of the them is the River Medway........the name of the other escapes me.
If somebody up there gets 5 mins from complaining about the EA and how hard done by they are ,perhaps they might like to put the record straight.
Not news to those from outside that glorified pond aka The Upper Thames. .
We all know the Thames exists in very parochial universe, entirely isolated from all the other navigations in the United Kingdom but can somebody whisper in the ear of your Master of Ceremonies that, we on the Medway count our swans , owned by The Mayor of Medway, without looking like something from a Dreamworks cartoon.
"The monarch legally owns all of the unmarked swans in England and Wales… that's a lot of swans! The only exception is here in the borough of Maidstone, where swans belong to the Mayor. Back in 1619, King James I granted this privilege to the Mayor along a stretch of the River Medway that flows through our town."
Two rivers mentioned both in the Magna Carta and Domesday Book , one of the them is the River Medway........the name of the other escapes me.
If somebody up there gets 5 mins from complaining about the EA and how hard done by they are ,perhaps they might like to put the record straight.
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