BruceK Rebuild Thread

[Mr Googler]

I have just replaced my tender .

Too far to walk up the pontoon is it

 

[Seastoke]

Too far to walk up the pontoon is it

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Have you not been conwy , there is 4 golf buggies, it’s a quidditch each way. , bargain

 

[BruceK]

They put you at the back to keep you out of view Roy. Sunbathing nekkid on the flybridge at your age was driving business away from The Mulberry.

 

[Seastoke]

They put you at the back to keep you out of view Roy. Sunbathing nekkid on the flybridge at your age was driving business away from The Mulberry.

I was told today , to take down the large flag pole and ensign , not to be used when in the berth .

 

[BruceK]

And here I thought it was not to be flown at night or when absent frrom the boat. This is what happens when you stray from the Jolly Roger though. Them RYA types get the huffies and want to lecture you on ettiquette. Best to be brazen about your roots and intentions though. Makes them think twice before becoming bellicose and obnoxious.

 

[Mr Googler]

Help me Bruce! I’ve had a message that seacock is following me….bit concerned!

 

[Seastoke]

I am a Stoke fan not a storker, and there is one thing if I was it would not be on water as your boats never see water .

 

[Mr Googler]

I am a Stoke fan not a storker, and there is one thing if I was it would not be on water as your boats never see water .

Actually….my previous boat has been flying about all over the place today with its extremely happy new owner ?

 

[Seastoke]

I have a secret to tell you about BruceK

 

[BruceK]

Help me Bruce! I’ve had a message that seacock is following me….bit concerned!

Ya hey! You should be!

 

[BruceK]

I have a secret to tell you about BruceK

Thats a euphamism for, "want to come to my van and see my puppies?".

 

[Seastoke]

He was going to call his boat Amazin but even he knew it was shit , so did an anagram this is where Amanzi came from .

 

[BruceK]

I'm buying you a camera for Christmas ?

 

[Seastoke]

I'm buying you a camera for Christmas ?

It looks better in the dark.

 

[BruceK]

You're peeved because I got prime spot on snob row at the ghetto

 

[Seastoke]

You're peeved because I got prime spot on snob row at the ghetto

ITt is now called Nob row.

 

[Mr Googler]

ITt is now called Nob row.

Better than seacock street

 

[Seastoke]

He was going to call his boat Amazin but even he knew it was shit , so did an anagram this is where Amanzi came from .View attachment 132220

 

[Seastoke]

He was going to call his boat Amazin but even he knew it was shit , so did an anagram this is where Amanzi came from .View attachment 132220

Where is your anchor light.

 

[BruceK]

Where is your anchor light.

Thats a mooring Seacock ?