Brighton west pier

[KevL]

OK, come on admit it, who caused the wash damage.

I have my suspisions about a certian Riva.

KevL

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It may be the early bird that catches the worm but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.

 

[paulineb]

Well i was up on the flybridge while Mr B was making a drink and there was the roundy shape thing in the middle of the dashbboard which makes the boat turn left and right, then there are two sticks on the right and two sticks on the left. Some of these sticks make the boat go backwards and forwards and the others make it go faster and slower .....and I got somewhat confused yer honour.

..... I'm so sorry. It was such a lovely ballroom too.

Pxx

 

[ccscott49]

Ballroom? I don't remember big trousers being mentioned!

 

[jimi]

Na jist kilts and hairy sporrans ...

 

[NorthernWave]

Why do mice have no balls?...............






























Because they can't dance!!

Logged Sea Miles wanted for masters. Send PM if your on south coast and want skipper or crew.

 

[ccscott49]

Who says they cant dance? Try putting 220volts through one, they dance!! They even smoke!

 

[jhr]

But can you make a cat bark?

Dowse them in petrol, strike a match, stand well back.....WOOF!

 

[ccscott49]

Re: But can you make a cat bark?

It's better to just set fire to their tails, much more fun!

 

[Guest]

Why do Policeman have bigger balls than fireman?








They sell more tickets

"Your chance to own a Crown is now"

 

[ccscott49]

Not this year they didn't!!

 

[jhr]

Re: But can you make a cat bark?

Yes, and better for lighting your pipe if you can hold 'em still.

I think somebody else has posted the "how to make a dog go 'miaow'" routine already, so I've now run out of animal abuse jokes! Anyway, I'd better stop before the cyber RSPCA has me closed down on grounds of incitement to injure our furry friends

 

[ccscott49]

Re: But can you make a cat bark?

I think I'd better keep my head down aswell! I happen to love our little furry friends and would likel;y get murdered by my friends for even saying such a thing! Still I'm incognito so to speak!

 

[KevL]

As I recall from what I read in the newspaper the pier was shut in 1974. Did they use it to hold discos in those days Pauline?

KevL

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It may be the early bird that catches the worm but its the second mouse that gets the cheese.

 

[paulineb]

Of course - but only at the Ilford Palais

Pxx