breaking wind !

[Birdseye]

According to the New Scientist, up to 20% of methane emissions , which are much worse at global warming than honest to god co2, are produced by ruminants such as cows and sheep. Which, of course, means that the sandal wearing lentil eating vegetarian eco warrior is his own worst enemy!

Closely followed by a certain members holding tank, of course. And it probably would follow you given half a chance.

Clearly we should, in future, feed our ruminants with the ground up remains of environmentalists, thus doubly cutting down on noxious gases.

Just a thought for Xmas /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

<hr width=100% size=1>this post is a personal opinion, and you should not base your actions on it.

 

[Vara]

But help is at hand,a vaccine is being developed to eliminate the problem!
Only on animals at present but SWMBO has put my name forward for the first human trials/forums/images/icons/frown.gif

<hr width=100% size=1>If it can't be fixed with a lump hammer dont fit it!

 

[webcraft]

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[tugboat]

webcraft, that's a HOOT, where on earth did you find it - I was in stitches /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif

colmce- imagine going into a restaurant and the menu says that certain items that contain onions are accompanied by a side salad and a needle in the arse! /forums/images/icons/shocked.gif

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[Clive_Rigden]

I heard something about slugs & snails being one of the biggest contibutors to global warming too. Perhaps it was an alcohol induced dream . . .

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