Boycott Das_Boot

the answer to your particular dilema clearly lies in the 'we' and our 'dogs'.
alocate a beast, or beast's (if you have more than 2 to divide up) to a specific owner - then each of you only has to kill someone elses, not their own.
 
When I wasin the Army in the 70s/80s we had an exercise on Masirah (an island off Oman) which was run by a seasoned ex-SAS Sgt-Major. His teachings were invaluable and basically said "If you are hungry then anything that moves is protein" He proved this by catching some locusts and munching away on them like sweets. We all tried one and not too bad. He then got our norml rations from behind the landrover seat with chocolate, minced steak etc etc..... We thought it was going to be three days of locusts. Also taught us about a solar still to obtain water - worked as well!!
 
Reminds me of a Punch cartoon with an eskimo sledge being pulled by chickens. Caption: "They're slower than dogs but they taste a lot better."
 
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