Boatwomen !

[Guest]

Just to keep the edge going between raggies and stinkies I think it is now agreed that raggies know more words and stinkies are frightened of vegetables but what about women ?

The thought occured to me on a thread lower down that stinkie women have much better figures and probably have much better lines and top hamper that raggie women do

Is this true ? and if so why ?

 

[ToMo]

Are you tired of life?..nm

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[tcm]

Boatwomen, OB ratings and wakeup

Of course, the wimmin are much more gorgeous on stinkieboats. The brochures are have loads of near-naked bimbos, so it 's a regulation, I think. Whereas on sailboats they are all down below stairs cos they've drawn a crap watch/being sick/cooking and have multiple layers of clothing on as puzzlingly directed by raggie skippers. There is a PBO article (or should be) about how some bloke sawed off the mast, cut away the rigging, installed twin diesels and is now plagued at every port by swarms of bronzed bimbettes which he has to fend off with the boathook. It' a complete pain I can tell you, and you're much better off without that sort of thing.


p.s. Does "top hamper" describe upper part of female? Oh do tell!

 

[Eudorajab]

For the sake of good order (and a peacfull life) I would suggest that you had better NOT have noticed such things especially when your other half is around !!!!!

 

[claymore]

Oh God!

Involvement here can only lead to trouble
I must resist
I must resist
I must resist
I must resist
I must resist
I must resist
I must resist
I must resist.......

regards
Claymore

 

[MapisM]

You\'re missing the point!

It's not that powerboats attract the best babies around more than sailing boats.
The hard fact is, neighbours' boats attract them more than mine!

...wonder if anybody else ever noticed such strange behaviour...

 

[ParaHandy]

Re: Oh God!

Blasphemer.........may ye turn yer face fra' the devil, an a bolt o' lightning no strike ye doon.

 

[sailbadthesinner]

I think the upkeep costs are the same though. The stinkies are more likely to complain than the reaggie gals in my experiece.

I was going to make some comment about going down but thought better of it.

If it Cooks Flys or Floats, Rent it.

 

[claymore]

Re: Oh God!

Is this original or venial sin here?

regards
Claymore

 

[ParaHandy]

Re: Oh God!

Nae pardon fer you!

Mind though, as a motor-sailor ah presume ye get the good looking sort that can talk too?

 

[trib]

>> stinkie women have much better figures

You obviously never cast an eye across to the "little raggies" on windsurfers .. and dressed in smooth rubber wetsuits too ... BWAHAHAHAHA ..

Aww Heck !! ... NURSE!! The sedatives, the bromide .. quickly man, the capn's having another of his hot flushes !!!

 

[claymore]

Re: Oh God!

I'm afraid tae haf tae report that a'hm nae allowed ony 'o em - the wifie is a feerocious sairt an taks a dim view o ma efforts at fraternisation. There was a bonny wee swiss lassie at Kerrera last summer ah ken - all a did wis tak her rubbish tae the skip - wee slip o a thing she was an her strugglin wi that big plastic bag- Ye'd a thocht a'd slipped her a crippler the way the wifie carried on. Jings - talk aboot 'Cry havoc and let slip the dogs o war' - we wis on the deef an dumb porridge fer days.

regards
Claymore

 

[ParaHandy]

Re: Oh God!

Nae mare than ye deserve...fraternising wi' furraners. Ah'm real feart fer ye..I'd ca' ye ben here theees instant to save yer soul from damnation and the fires o' hell.................but ah'm nae sure it's no ower late....

Jist seen a motor boat brochure. Astonishing...got twa bints ahent the wheelhoose. Nae body's driving the thing. Ah'm fair tempted ma'sel'

 

[claymore]

Re: Oh God!

Whid that mean yin fer me or wid ye be takin' the pair yersel, Dougie lad?

regards
Claymore

 

[peterb]

Is this where that well-known mnemonic comes from? You know, the one about True Virgins Making Dull Company?

 

[ParaHandy]

Re: Oh God!

Ah’m mare than happy to share ma guid fortune….

But for who’s this eejit saying these folk no liking vegetables? The English are very partial to turnip, ye ken. Aye they had a fitba’ manager who they clepit turnip-heed and they soon got rid o’ him and you’ll no believe this but they replaced him wi’ a swede. Honest, thon’s the truth…….