Boating Humour

[Viceroy]

Its still Monday, here in Calgary and thought I would contribute the following:
Be prepared...it wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
Only poor people go to the beach...the truly impoverished own boats.
Only incoming artillery fire has "the right of way".
Propellers are very expensive depth sounders.
Running aground is no excuse for checking the accuracy of you depth sounder
The only time you have too much fuel...is when your boat is on fire.
Cheers, CR

 

[hlb]

Welcome to the nut house

Haydn

 

[ccscott49]

I really liked the artillery fire!

 

[billskip]

see your engines packed up again...hlb ..get a rag boat ..<G>

Bill
www.aegeansailing.co.uk

 

[ToMo]

Scotty I'm begining to worry about you!

 

[hlb]

Oh no, the picture just shows that we can stop exactly where we want to. Look at the precision. Bang in the middle of photo. You cant do that on a rag boat!!

Haydn

 

[lyc]

Re:More non Boating Humour

Full of Wooll

A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several
weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and
calls a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.

The guy doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and will lie down and wallow in the grass.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the
conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep.
So,he loads the sheep into his truck, drives them out into the woods,
has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.
The next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they
are all still standing around, he concludes that the first try didn't
take, and loads them in the truck again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes
to bed.

The next morning he wakes to find the sheep still just standing around.
One more try, he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up and
drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon
returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look
at the sheep. He asks his wife to look out and tell him if the sheep are
lying in the grass.

"No," she says, "they're all in the truck and one of them is honking
the horn."

 

[billskip]

Got to admit thats a pretty good fit ...can do it easy with a rag boat...its called going aground......allways plenty of rubberneckers about with cameras then....

Bill
www.aegeansailing.co.uk

 

[tcm]

Re:hahaha

LOL!