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I visited a boat show recently, and accumulated a large amount of sales literature.
The modern and supremely stylish exteriors of these essentially unique brochures, coupled with an unrivalled level of attention to detail has radically changed my outlook, my ambitions and my dreams. I had previously used words appropriately and effectively. Yet now, after an ongoing process of careful research and rigorous development, my finely-honed use of language has slowly but surely been revolutionised to include the full range of almost every single modern-day boat-marketing cliché. Indeed, whether I am writing an intimate letter to an incredibly discerning high-technology business colleague, or a simple note to our local world-class milkman, I simply can't resist the sheer undiluted pleasure of using only the very finest adjectives and top quality adverbs available. Ultimately, the resulting luxurious sentences comfortably occupy entire paragraphs, effortlessly affording the subject matter an aura that is truly alluring, breathlessly exciting and undeniably attractive.
Unfortunately, my "boat-brochure-drivel" writing style conveys almost no useful information whatsoever and I sound like an overpriced idiot. Can you help?
The modern and supremely stylish exteriors of these essentially unique brochures, coupled with an unrivalled level of attention to detail has radically changed my outlook, my ambitions and my dreams. I had previously used words appropriately and effectively. Yet now, after an ongoing process of careful research and rigorous development, my finely-honed use of language has slowly but surely been revolutionised to include the full range of almost every single modern-day boat-marketing cliché. Indeed, whether I am writing an intimate letter to an incredibly discerning high-technology business colleague, or a simple note to our local world-class milkman, I simply can't resist the sheer undiluted pleasure of using only the very finest adjectives and top quality adverbs available. Ultimately, the resulting luxurious sentences comfortably occupy entire paragraphs, effortlessly affording the subject matter an aura that is truly alluring, breathlessly exciting and undeniably attractive.
Unfortunately, my "boat-brochure-drivel" writing style conveys almost no useful information whatsoever and I sound like an overpriced idiot. Can you help?
