Bloody Honking.

burgundyben

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My house is about 80 yards form Southampton Water, all bloody night the bastard ships have been honking, honk, honk, honk, honk, honk, HONK, HOOOOOONK, bloody honkety bloody honk.

Even bloody honking now.

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Ben, you haven't stopped whinging for days. If you're not pissed off with Christmas and the decorations and fun, it's the fog horns. What's wrong sweetie? Aren't you getting any ?

Pxx
 
It's all them geese, gettin' ready for christmas eve and the chop! You'd honk too if you only had a day to live!!
 
I'm not gettin' any either, but I'm not being a miserable git! Ho Ho Ho! Merry christmas and a very very happy new year to you, oh! beautiful one, seee ya in January!!
 
You should join those people that buy houses near airports taking advantage of the lower prices, then complain about the noise.
Personally I like the sounds of ships hooters. In fact I am a
Hooter man /forums/images/icons/wink.gif

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If they didn't honk, we could have our very own BMW/Saab/Volvo dealership in the middle of the Solent. Jacques Costeau could run it for us /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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Ah the beautiful Tonk Tonk of a large diesel...

Combined with the beautiful Tonk Tonk of a large diesel......

I met a gin-soaked barroom queen in Brighton,
She tried to take me upstairs for a ride.
She had to heave me right across her shoulder,
Cause I just can't seem to drink you off my mind.

It's the honky tonk ships,
That gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues.

I laid a divorcee doon the Hamble,
I had to put up some kind of a fight.
The lady, then she covered me in roses,
She blew my nose and then she blew my mind.

It's the honky tonk ships,
That gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues
It's the honky tonk ships,
That gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues
It's the honky tonk ships,
That gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues
 
Re: Ah the beautiful Tonk Tonk of a large diesel...

Yes, Thank you ......*NEXT!*


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