Blog a Frog, no support for war jokes

[milltech]

Poster qsiv put this one at the bottom of his post

How many men does it take to defend Paris?
Answer : Dont know it's never been tried.

I heard these two on the radio:

"Ah the French, always there when they need us"
and
"Going to war without the French is like going Hunting without an accordian"

Of course the French are a wonderful people with an enviable way of life, but a good joke at their expense is always worthwhile.

Any more?


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[Twister_Ken]

French woman to an Englishman, a holiday maker on the Cote d'Azur.

"My, what a fine figure of a man you are. Beard and mustache, big strong legs and arms, a hairy chest, hardly going thin on top at all. And your wife, she looks just like you."

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[Roberto]

Italians do it better..

this time at least, their PM says: We do come to war with you, but sorry we will not fight

prepare dinner maybe?

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[iangrant]

American General overheard to say:

"I reckon we should nuke the bastards"

- what Iraq? -

"Na Stupid, them Damm French"


Ian

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[qsiv]

Oh Ive got many more ....

Why do Parisen boulevards have trees down the sides?
Because German troops prefer to march in the shade.

To Parahphrase Chirac's comment : War is a loss.
D Rumsfeldt : From a French perspective that is factually correct.

the others are at work - I'll find them later.

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[cgull]

I went to Crufts today. It was very busy.
Not even enough room to swing a cat!

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[mike_k]

On Radio 4 the other week a US Senator (or Congressman) said something like - "if the French come into Iraq they could show the Iraqis how to surrender".

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