Best boat names?

[NotBirdseye]

So, I'm currently tracking the XBeatII as it goes for a jaunt down the Cornish coast and came across another boat out to sea.

SV May Contain Nuts

I did have myself a chuckle. What are the best names you guys have come across?

 

[Sticky Fingers]

Heard a Mayday in Solent last year, boat was called "Sod the Wedding". Despite the Mayday CG seemed unable to contain a moment of amusement...

 

[Gwylan]

We were an Achilles 24 before we grew up a bit. The boat name was Mouette, more often than not radio calls responded with " Wet this is Tawe Lock" or wherever.
They knew something, she was a very wet boat in almost all conditions.

Then there is Torri gwynt in Newlyn, Buckie Lugger seen in Oban and Sackapoo seen in Torquay.

 

[milljan]

My friend's boat is named 'Shark Hooverer'! Sounds silly for me but I loved the name. I'm not sure where he got the idea but his grandfather was once chased by a shark.

 

[Snoopy463]

I must admit to a smile when I see “Slipper 1” in Cardiff Marina, just upstream of the footbridge.

 

[PCUK]

I own an American Reinell. Thought of calling it 'Hugh'. I'll get me coat!