Bargain of the week

Beat this

Overheard at car boot sale, Punter -' not sure my mate would spend that amount on his boat' Seller- '£30 is a very good price and it is new' Punter moves away, yours truly rushes in cash in hand, Prize! one new still boxed Ampair wind generator
 
NOBODY can beat this

Today I got a Ferrari for nothing. Someone had just left it in the gutter with the keys in it, obviously abandoned and unwanted I have brought it home.


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Re: NOBODY can beat this

Combination of all those late nights insomnia and wife being away has finally got to you then

"The Med has got me" (no not the Medway the other Med)
 
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