Er why don t you buy it yerself, you will only end up paying for it one way or tother.An when you go to the shop you will prob come home only with boat stuff.not armfulls of tacky tinsel/cards/junk you bought last year but cannot find where put.E Scrooge.
If Christmas gets banned I will have to wear these socks and underpants for another year, they're pretty gungy already in fact the socks ganged up and beat up a Rottweiler today.
No way - I've spent a fortune on SWMBO so that she doesn't give me grief at the LBS - "I'll have one of those, two of those, no better make it three, OH OH OH OH may I - thank you"
Also shortp person thinks it's kinda fun and I get to play with his new train set!
Hey, hold on oldgit, you can't possibly ban xmas.
Everything in my life (almost) is scheduled for 'after xmas' - wot will i do if it doesnt happen.....?