Attitude problem of the century.

[Nigeldownes]

Look no further with only seven years and one month gone this guy is already on for the title with no other contenders even near. If I hadn’t read it with my own eyes I wouldn’t have believed it.


Check the link at the bottom of the page; he opens up with, “you and your ancestors need to learn to spell”.

Think how to win friends and influence people and bear in mind he is asking for help. This opening alone clearly put him in the lead yet being great means going the extra length and so (this is what makes a pro) he quickly follows up with

“i have not forgotten. saw little point in doing it. is there an unwritten rule about posting political statements with your boaty posts. i thought these forums were for boat enthusiasts. well no need to post my details as i shall not visist here again. and by the way. i assume the statement written under the post about the boat problem was written at leisure. no excuse for poor spelling. my lack of capital letters is also unforg i cannot be bothered to f”,

thereby demonstrating his quick witted humour, the little wag.

Priceless.

Clearly he can spell but I wager his knuckles reach the ground.

ymsenior you are indeed something.

I suggest you dont fix the hole and go far out to sea.
his opening line, classic

 

[Norman_E]

Given that he said "you and your ancestors", I hope he knows who his are (particularly his father).

 

[Bunny]

You dercry the spelling on the forums! Pray tell, what is viisist? Glass houses Stones etc.

 

[ShipsWoofy]

Did you need pictures to go with the words?

 

[Lakesailor]

Is something missing?

Has something been pulled on this thread. Or is middle age beckoning?

 

[Guest]

Re: Is something missing?

Dunno Lakey, but this thread????? seems to be running in two places at once!

 

[Lakesailor]

Re: Is something missing?

Oh dear, someone seems to have broken the forum again then.

 

[jonic]

Re: Is something missing?

I'm not sure I'm following this /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[thailand69]

Have seen a number of your posts.........I am guessing you must be a proffesional writer. Obviously not on the Boat Mags /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif You auditioning?

 

[Nautorius]

Re: Is something missing?

Hi All,

My Tag Line used to say
' I and my ancestors built this country, I and my ancestors paid for this country, then labour got to power and screwed us all'. Apparently I am an illiterate slob and 'Incompetent crew' was sticking up for me!

Storm in a tea cup, the guy just got his knickers in a twist!

Cheers

Paul /forums/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

 

[cliff]

Whoa there twat features. There are many posters on the forum who from time to time "drop one" particularily after a quart of the old "Irish" or "Scotch", if one is such persuasion (shudders).
So the chap had an off moment - is that any reason to decry him? If so, better pick on me, lakey, Brendan, Jimi, Norman_E, Dogwatch, Smiffy, JS48, etc, etc.... - We all have our "blonde" moments and we survive and come back for more..... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

Oh - I know I missed a few out but cannot be arsed thinking / typing at the moment. (yea I know- I cannot walk and chew gum at the same time /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif)
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"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"
sailroom <span style="color:red">The place to auction your previously loved boatie bits</span>

 

[jerryat]

Well said! /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif You can add me to the list of bol**ck droppers too!! Christ knows why some people get SO uptight about the most mundane things! /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[BrendanS]

/forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

made me chuckle, and I needed a smile today.

 

[Lakesailor]

Hmmm. If I've had a blonde moment recently I'm a bit concerned that I can't remember her name. /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif

 

[aitchw]

It's your age, LakeSailor /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif It comes to us all.

 

[graham]

hey Cliff You Barsteward Im deeply offended that you left me off the list of folk that have made postings they later regretted, twat. May the mother of all mobo washes catch you when your pouring the last of the Bushmills...... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[cliff]

[ QUOTE ]
May the mother of all mobo washes catch you when your pouring the last of the Bushmills...... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

[/ QUOTE ]The <u>last</u>? of the Bushmills - you ain't been on my boat then - have you? I have NEVER run out of Bushmills (now I assume you are talking of either Black Bush or Bushmills 30yr Malt) and have sent many "home" with their "tadger" between their legs after they have tried to deplete the cellars - Peasants call them bilges but mine are dry, cool and well stocked /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/tongue.gif
I could mention a few names but............
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"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity"
sailroom <span style="color:red">The place to auction your previously loved boatie bits</span>

 

[Birdseye]

[ QUOTE ]
Did you need pictures to go with the words?

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes, fraid so. Nothing I like better than two people, handbags at dawn. But its not fun if you can work out whose doing what to who and why.

Where did the politics bit come in? Or the ancestors?

 

[jonic]

I'm still not sure I'm following this thread /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

Is it about whisky?

Will it make more sense if I drink a few /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[Nigeldownes]

Re: Is something missing?

hey Nautorius.

I was angry at the way the guy started his first reply to you, no need for that at all, when I read it no one had said anything, or noticed even, I actually am dyslexic with both letters and numbers, although a placid person normally, I read his words and flipped. Probably a raw nerve, ooooooooops. 44 years old and still p#####ed off over being called stupid at school.