Ark trapped in Ipswich by MCA...

[Aquaboy]

Why does it need a life raft?

 

[pvb]

Why does it need a life raft?

In case god doesn't hear their prayers...

 

[Ianqv]

Should have used 2 by 2 timber!!!

 

[Gary Fox]

Where is the pair of Teredo worms berthed, hopefully above the waterline.

 

[michael_w]

Looks seriously unseaworthy, bit like a modern cruise ship. I'd rather trust St Patrick's stone, made buoyant by prayer and crossed the Irish Sea (allegedly) NB: This is not a religious topic under the new forum rules!

 

[LONG_KEELER]

I have a great idea. Tow it to Parkeston , then Stena it to Holland on top of Britannica or the other one. Charge bored passengers an entry fee. If successful , leave it there for a few months and that should take care of the transport costs. Might even be able to load a few more lorries in too.

 

[Daydream believer]

Pay some actors to chuck their passports away & speak in a foreign tongue & border force will do the rest.

 

[Caraway]

Could this be a bit of revenge on a shouty Dutchman who annoyed certain British people?

 

[penfold]

Shouty dutchman? I quite liked Van Der Valk.

 

[LONG_KEELER]

Shouty dutchman? I quite liked Van Der Valk.

He gets a bit upset if you don't include Commissaris in his title.

 

[Charlie Boy]

Seems to have been resolved
Noah’s Ark is LEAVING after UK stay sparked row of 'biblical proportions'

 

[LittleSister]

Seems to have been resolved

The result of divine intervention, perhaps?

 

[Tomahawk]

Hold it dear chap...
Calling Grant Chaps divine could get you into trouble ... serious trouble

 

[Leighb]

A friend has posted the news on his Facebook page with the comment “It might stop raining in Ipswich now.”

 

[Biggles Wader]

Hold it dear chap...
Calling Grant Chaps divine could get you into trouble ... serious trouble

Just dont accuse him of being Green as its very bad for his credibility.

 

[penfold]

The MCA equivalent of throwing a dogturd into next door's garden.

 

[johnalison]

The MCA equivalent of throwing a dogturd into next door's garden.

The last time this happened to me it came from two doors away, and therefore not chuckable. I scooped it up on a shovel and took it round to them for disposal. I was later told that I should have put it in a paper bag, put it on their doorstep, set light to it and rung the bell before making myself scarce. On finding a burning item on the doorstep the natural reaction would be to stamp on it.

 

[harvey38]

Send it to Ramsgate, it's a damn sight prettier than the "Ramsgate Arts Barge".....

 

[snowbird30ds]

The arc or the dog turd?

 

[penfold]

Wasn't there a turner prize winner that used elephant turds in the composition?