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The arc isn't far off now, and knowing how very keen Webby is on conserving energy, i have been doing as little as possible over the summer.

BUT, now i am in lanzarote (which is well known game fishing area) I have gone down to the gianty fishing shop where they have reels of Monel fishing wire and 2-foot long lures. Yeehah!!

I reckon we might easily win a fish prize IF we got some decent footage of a giant fish being landed on Mojomo. Because otherwise, if we don't win a prize this year, well, it's getting likely that we'll win a prize for doing the ARC three times without winning a prize, or that's what Zefender seemed to be horridly suggesting.

I got another foot-long fish-shaped lure with 3-inch hook under it for 34 euros, and a gianty 18-inch squid-looking thing with 2mm steel tracer and doubled-up hook for 90.

I am a bit worried about the fish thing - last time i had one of these a blimmin shark got hold of it and altho we reeled the shark up to the stern .... well, the shark was very angry and we were a bit scaredy ooer now what? and in the dithering 30seconds of watching the angriest animal i have ever seen, the shark bit through the tracer - the same sort of 3mm plastic tracer as the new fish lure. Hm.

Instead of having reels and the like, I just hook the line over electric winch and haul the fish straight up the steps. Hopefully next time we won't get scared of the prospect of giant thrashing fish on the stern steps - the crew now have good experience of taking video of actually quite dangerous stuff (man overboard etc) and new crew for 2011 includes a vastly experienced police-trained dog handler, who will hopefully make short work of a big marlin/shark etc - or at least provide some very good footage.

I use the winch cos i have already found that the average 200-euro fishing reel (or even slightly above average reel, although not the gold-coloured metal reels that cost over 600euros..) gets ripped apart by a determined big fish, one of which memorably busted the clutch and much smoking from the reel before the whole 200m of line went over the side, straining at the reel even with engines switched on quick and in reverse to try stop the boat...before i cut the last bit of line to save the pushpit metalwork on which the reel was mounted.

Any experienced advice on this big-game fishing lark very much appreciated. No, I can't use webby as bait - his nice swmbo will be very upset.
 
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Oh yeah - if we catch a (big enuf) edible fish, then we stop fishing. I know loads of crews like catching a fish, then another fish, but then everyone gets sick of fish.

The gianty fish action is for sport only - get the pix and throw it back. Or sort of prod it and hope it decides to leave the boat, please...

Recipe book? Huh! I will be taking shallots and cider and double cream to poach the fish and then reduce for sauce. Also lots of ally foil for baked fish in er oh **** i am gonna have to go eat some food, i am getting hungry....
 
Is there an 'eat all you kill' policy in force? If so a good fish recipe book might be in order.

- W

You are about to embark on a voyage where you will cause the death of dozens of baby flying fish and the odd few small squid. I look forward to your recipe for them but tcm does have the perfect drink to accompany the meal :D

Sharks should be frightened of P, he could eat them as sushi whilst they are not yet dead. Sharks could one day make a movie about a scary predator who attacks them whilst they are innocently swimming off the beach with their family.

Fangs?

CS
 
How to win the prize - spirit of the ARC style

Forget all the squillion pound gear. Instead, buy a tape measure and scan it, bit by bit. No point going much above 2metres (though check previous prize winners to be sure). Reduce the image by 50% and match up with another reduced, sequenced image. Be a bit silly to go from 50cm and then suddenly jump to 75 for example, which might, even to ARC judges, give the game away.. Print off a page and reduce further until the image of the tape is the same thickness (height) as the real metal tape measure. Glue all the images of the reduced images to the metal tape measure. Add some oil/rust marks for authenticity.

When you catch, say a fish of 1 metre, photograph the fish next to your adjusted new tape measure and use as evidence of a 2 metre fish (adjust as necessary). Obviously best to ensure the species caught does in fact theoretically grow to the dimension of the faux fish so measured. Oh, and check no hands/other things that might give the relative game away. Email to ARC Central Command in very low res.

Et voila, all you need now is to get a decent jacket/blazer for the ceremony..
 
Hm, i had better do as he sez now that the idea has been published... However, webby is not a huge guy so i could get him to hold it up to the camera with Caravaggio-style foreshortening (plus the duff tape measure)....

The most memorable atlantic catch must be that of Zefender Frere, who hauled a fish on board Mojomo and (lacking any help from us in terms of gaff or hammer or alcohol) proceeded to punch the animal to a standstill, with plenty of Essexy threats, whilst the rest of us, I'm sorry to say, merely stood by as he bullied and boxed the quite large fish to death...
 
as an indicator in my confidence in the new 'green' ARC, I wonder if you are playing the "mojomo" variant on the rules, whereby you get a special prize for crossing Atlantic with enough proper food for only half the crew.

The prize will be called the Fridge Motivator.
 
Matt,

On the off chance that you actually want some advice on fishing, you want at least 500m of line on your reel/winch/nuclear power plant if you want half a chance of landing a moby.

A well wisher, who is not going to Cherbourg this weekend, well there's a surprise.
 
It's not what you do, it's the way that you do it.

Writing as one whose proudest fishing success involved a Snapper, a bucket and no hook, but who has not (yet)managed to hook a single mackerel this year ....

I am wondering how yer Above-Average, Bolshy Fish would stand up to a Taser?

Bit like Indiana Jones and the manic swordwhirler but, y'know....Result.
 
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You are about to embark on a voyage where you will cause the death of dozens of baby flying fish and the odd few small squid. I look forward to your recipe for them but tcm does have the perfect drink to accompany the meal :D

I love baby squid - had some chiperones again on my recent trip to La Coruna and they were superb. Is there ever a plateful on deck in the morning?

- W
 
I would suggest a "flatline" rigged off the stern with a lure no larger than 4 inches. The lure can be any type but best stick with a Smiths jig or spoon lure in either chrome or white or light pink. This type of lure works best at yacht sailing speeds. Marlin or large yellowfin tuna will hit a small lure just as easy as a large one but hopefully they will break off anyway, you really only want fish less than 20 kilos.

Start off with 2 metres of thick shock cord, followed by 20 metres of 4mm cord, swivel, then about 15 metres of 250lb fishing line to another swivel then 2 metres of 150 lb trace then the lure.
This will handle tuna to 20 kilos ok but some may break off the trace at the strike. The cord will enable you to see where the line is going and provide some grip, wear gloves.

If you want to chase marlin etc then use larger lure and heavier trace. Rig the flat line with a couple of hundred extra yards of cord attached to the outer end of the shockcord. The extra cord neatly coiled in a drum, a break off line so that the shock cord takes the initial shock then breaks off and the line runs out of the drum. A small hard plastic buoy attached near the break off point will slow the line through the water and give the fish something to fight against. Then its a matter of a couple of people with gloves handling the line and a third member coiling the cord in preparation of the fishes next run. Just remember that marlin don't fight anywhere near as hard as a large tuna but are dangerous to handle at the side of the boat. I would not bother.
 
... if we don't win a prize this year, well, it's getting likely that we'll win a prize for doing the ARC three times without winning a prize, or that's what Zefender seemed to be horridly suggesting.
Correction. Last year you won the "Biggest Party Boat" prize but were not there to collect it because you were back in the UK having a party.
 
I think the Nearly-prize may be have just "party boat" but it was likely the biggest party on a boat (some much biiger thn mo) cos at one time during the party we had 75 people on board

Thanks for great info f2.
 
My advice is don't bother. On our sail down there a couple of weeks earlier we caught one record Tuna - the record being it was the smallest I've ever seen. When we got into Puerto Calero there was an international game fishing contest on. 32 boats for three days and 6 anglers per boat - caught a total of 4 fish! If we'd entered with my tiny tuna we would have come fifth!!!!

I just hope we catch a few more on the ARC as I can't stand all the aggro the rest of the crew keep giving me!
 
I wouldn't use big lures, you really don't want to land big fish for three reasons. They are very difficult to land; if you do get them on board they thrash around and have been known to damage people and the boat; unless you have a huge freezer its a waste of a breeding fish.

We use swimming lures six to telve inches and catch fish up to 12 pounds enough for a two meals with two on board. Buy a selection of different coloured lures, different fish take different colours and the same fish can change the colour by season. If, for example, a red and silver lure doesn't work try a green and yellow one etc until something works. If you keep catching the same fish and get fed up with it start testing new colours.

We used fifty pound line, rod and multipler reel with a six foot wire trace. Two rods are better than one, you can test lures more quickly. Buy some plastic tube to the size of the rod handles and cabletie them to a stanchion on the quarter.
 
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