I think it was him I met in LHR, changing Airlingus to Quaintarse. Apparently on his way to Sydney to take a look at the skiffs and work out how to bolt that lot onto a bilge keeled Corribee.
PS - you don't have a sister called Siobhan by any chance?
He's outside my house. Promised to tarmac my drive for 50p
I paid him the 50p but he's got a bunch of 'friends' outside hurling bricks through my windows cause he reckons he actually asked for 50,000. I've tried shooting them with the air rifle, but they just yelp and throw more bricks, Reckon it's about time to get the shotgun out. Anyone know the appropriate guage to use?
<hr width=100% size=1>There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family."