Any news from Preston?

I'm sure the forum would be only too pleased to help out: She could be lifted by hot air ballon! ;)

A second-hand Zepplin is clearly the way to go. Hover over Preston, lift boat, drift out over Irish Sea on Easterly airflow, drop (lower) boat, job done.
 
No, he's right ....my bad. I missed out on a perfectly good comedic moment lol. :D:encouragement:
 
I'm sorry but Iv lost all sympathy for this saga threads ago as she plainly doesn't give a toss for her supporters/followers. Atleast characters like Dylan keep the forum up to date with his exploits ,good or bad ,and takes critism on the chin unlike some who gathers their toys and stomps off without a word .
 
I'm very excited about monetising this thread, what about sponsorship from a newspaper, a strap line like "Fed up with no news on the E*****r thread? Read the Daily Mail and get some real news" an ideal choice so I can get some extra freebies by changing my boat name to "The Lazy Mail", something they've surely never been accused of before.
 
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