Amusing place names ... NB humour

[BrendanS]

enter your postcode for a list of amusing place names near you..together with distance and online maps

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mine are:

Pishill

Herbert's Hole

Golden Balls

Crotch Crescent

Titty Hill

Balls Cross

Cock Pond

Tyttenhanger

Knob Hill

Mincing Lane

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[tcm]

hm. Mine are

Arse

Nether Arse

Twonkity Pooh street

Brendan's Been Playing With An Internet Search Engine Again Road



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[Johnjo]

brown Willy

Crapstone

Lower Piles

Bush Down

Dead Cow Point


Arshaton Wood


Lickham Bottom

Clitsome Farm


Burnt Bottom

Crab Hole



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[BrendanS]

Sadly, don't need to go searching, people just email me this stuff for some reason.

hmmm! let me see, one of your abodes gives:

Mincing Lane

Pratt's Bottom

Cock Pond

Thong

Titsey Park

Minges

Tyttenhanger

Gay Bowers

Cock Clarks

Rear Wood

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[sailorman]

"Pidley" nr Huntingdon

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[boatless]

I seem to be worryingly close to Brendan, except that I have Fulking Hill near me.

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[BarryH]

Hmm, results

Titsey Park (map)
10.5 miles

Cock Pond (map)
11.9 miles

Pratt's Bottom (map)
14.7 miles

Knob Hill (map)
15.3 miles

Mincing Lane (map)
15.9 miles

Hooker's Farm (map)
22.9 miles

Balls Cross (map)
24.6 miles

Lickfold (map)
27.1 miles

Rear Wood (map)
28.1 miles

Thong (map)
28.4 miles

But its missed out Upper Dicker, Lower Dicker, Bobbing Likkers Hill and a host of others.......

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[hlb]

This is from my old address

Ramsbottom (map)
2.5 miles

Nob End (map)
9.0 miles

Hole Bottom (map)
10.3 miles

Buttock (map)
12.4 miles

Pisser Clough (map)
12.6 miles

Dick Slack (map)
12.8 miles

Big End (map)
13.2 miles

Clitheroe (map)
13.2 miles

Fartown (map)
22.5 miles

Upperthong (map)
22.9 miles

And my new....................

Clitheroe (map)
20.4 miles

Ramsbottom (map)
21.6 miles

Buttock (map)
23.3 miles

Nob End (map)
23.3 miles

Big End (map)
23.3 miles

Cocklick End (map)
25.5 miles

Menlove Gardens (map)
25.5 miles

Pisser Clough (map)
30.4 miles

Hole Bottom (map)
30.7 miles

Gaping Gill (map)
32.9 miles

Then of course theres...........

Black Pudding Close.

Treacle Butty Avenue.

And I lived in Helmshore where there was no sea, not even a canal. I own two houses in Navigation row. Again no sea, river or canal...Tuthers I made up......../forums/images/icons/laugh.gif





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[Mike21]

Sandy Balls
5.6 miles

Handcock's Bottom
12.9 miles

Zig-Zag Hill
15.0 miles

Shaggs
21.9 miles

Piddlehinton
24.4 miles

Dungy Head
24.7 miles

Butt Hatch
30.7 miles

Lusty Hill
30.7 miles

Cuckoo's Knob
34.2 miles

Burnt Bottom
35.8 miles

And just a little furthur afield, there's a town in Germany called Wank/forums/images/icons/blush.gif



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[Jools_of_Top_Cat]

hmmm! let me see, one of your abodes gives:

Mincing Lane

Pratt's Bottom

Cock Pond

Thong

Titsey Park

Minges

Tyttenhanger

Gay Bowers

Cock Clarks

Rear Wood

There is definitely a pattern here, I thought Brighton was bad, but any one living around that area would have to seriously wonder what kind of patronage it must attract! /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[Jools_of_Top_Cat]

Just looked at your info Haydn it explains why some on your list match mine, albeit the ones furthest from me.

Menlove Gardens (map)
9.2 miles

Bottom Flash (map)
12.6 miles

Nob End (map)
20.4 miles

Shavington Ho (map)
21.1 miles

Smallwood (map)
21.4 miles

Butty Moss (map)
22.7 miles

Ramsbottom (map)
26.4 miles

Dick Slack (map)
35.5 miles

Dirty Gutter (map)
36.0 miles

Hole Bottom (map)
37.1 miles


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[nordic_ranger]

How about this lot, all on an Island in the Clyde.


Buttock Point

Spunkie

Cock of Arran

Assloss

Thundergay

Turdees

Dickland

Fanny Hill

Fanny Burn

Fatlips Castle





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[ianainge]

1st junction of the motorway as you cross into Germany from Belgium. The town of :


WANKUM.

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[mjf]

I seem to have Nouveau Riche Bas...d near my pontoon.........

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[Wiggo]

but rather oddly, no mention of Cockpole Green, which is just up the road...

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[jhr]

Sandy Balls

I've been there - it's a really nice camping site in the New Forest, near Fordingbridge.

But apparently it used to be a nudist camp..................

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[AJW]

In Newfoundland, Eastern Canada there is a place called Dildo & another called Dildo Island. Nearby are Spreadeagle and Come by Chance!

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[mjf]

I still get amused by Phuket at the entrance to the Mallaca Straits.

Michael

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[Mike21]

Re: Sandy Balls

And now the've moved to Studlands beach?/forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[cliff]

Assloss

Spunkie

Dickland

Turdees

Cock of Arran

Fatlips Castle

Lumps of Garryhorn

Buttock Point

Thundergay

Rotten Bottom

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