Amusing Boat Names

[Clyde_Wanderer]

Large motor boat next to me in the yard called "Dungraftin"
C_W

 

[Lakesailor]

I may need to put more thought into my boat name.

 

[SteveTibbetts]

Please, please dont go with the name 'Therapist' as someone earlier mentioned. One idle moment not spacing the letters right and who knows where it will end

 

[Beau Nidle]

Thought I had posted once, used to be a 505 on the circuit called "Noble Ox"

 

[Cariadco]

Please, please dont go with the name 'Therapist' as someone earlier mentioned. One idle moment not spacing the letters right and who knows where it will end

BRILLIANT....

 

[FistralG]

In my youth I crewed a 505 called Flamin Go.
Then I bought a Unicorn catamaran called Cats an over. Which is very appropriate for an 18' single hander with a trapeze.

 

[kaptainkrunchie]

Fok Delaware

Spotted in Gocek, Turkey.

 

[robertj]

What about "Bootle Bum Trinket" what is that a reference to?

Saw her sailing off restronguet on Sunday

 

[stevebrassett]

Saw a small fishing vessel in West Bay harbour called "Steaming Floater".

 

[Billjratt]

Best one seen this trip

 

[xyachtdave]

Super!

 

[Frankie-H]

I dont think I will ever forget being astonished to see a liveaboard motor boat in Brighton Marina called "Cruising Queens".

Just this week saw "Wet Dream". Imagine having to make a distress call - "Mayday, Mayday, Mayday. Wet Dream Wet Dream" !!

Just as long as you didn't fall foul of the very unpleasant 'err' person, also in Brighton, who renamed his boat 'My Willie'. Kept telling us how he always liked to wash it in warm water.

'Wet Dreams', owned by a Swiss gentleman, was in our marina and now in Tunisia.

L'Eau d'Hier

Vegimite on Toast

 

[BlueLancer]

I may need to put more thought into my boat name.

Looking at your latest avatar how about Revolver

 

[stuarta]

I recently came across a boat for sale called "Brown Trout" which will cause a chuckle among naval types. A definition can be found in Jackspeak.

 

[geoffatstanpit]

"All rabbits friends and relations"

SWMBO wanted to get a GK so she could call it "Gentle Kanga" - antidote to all the laddish "Giddy Kipper"s and "Get Knotted"s.

But the worst has to be a Virgo Voyager "Virgin on the Ridiculous"

 

[A1Sailor]

A friend had a yacht the family called "Aunt Jessie". When he moved up to something larger he had intended calling it "Big Jessie" but I think had second thoughts.
http://www.arrse.co.uk/wiki/Big_Jessie

 

[Even Chance]

RIB on our marina called "Dirty Cow"

 

[prv]

Please, please dont go with the name 'Therapist' as someone earlier mentioned. One idle moment not spacing the letters right and who knows where it will end

Best-known example of course being the US website for locating psychiatrists, called "therapist finder .com". Of course, as a Web address, the spaces are removed and your eye has to guess where to split the words...

Pete

 

[OGITD]

I was vandalised!

Kenny the Instigator

Arran the Perpetrator

Rothesay 08/07/2012

 

[Amulet]

In Peterhead "Buchan Elle"