All our Yesterdays

[hlb]

Re: You forgot

T'was on the good ship Venus.
By hell you should have seen us.
The figure head was Pauline in bed.
And Colin was used for the rudder.

The captains dog was ----------??

Haydn

 

[paulineb]

The Captain\'s dog

The captain's dog was chopper
By God he had a whopper
once round the deck
twice round his neck
then shoved up his arse as a stopper

Pxx

 

[hlb]

Re: The Captain\'s dog

You carry on Pauine, we wont get away with it.

Haydn

 

[paulineb]

chicken

Wuss ;-)

Pxx

 

[hlb]

Re: chicken

The captains sauter Mable she did as she was able.
She gave the crew there dayly do.
Upon the kitchen table.

Your the wuz Maa, Maa!!

Haydn

 

[DepSol]

Re: chicken

The Captains name was Hayden
Who admired a busty maiden
When making love
He went down to her muff
and found that her haven was shaven

 

[paulineb]

I give it 15 mins .nm

very funny though

Pxx

 

[hlb]

Re: chicken

Gad even I can spell better than that.

Haydn

 

[rich]

Re: chicken

The bosun's name was Kim
You couldn't mess with him
Til Pauline B
Climbed on his knee
And tore him limb from limb

 

[hlb]

Re: chicken

The Boson did what he could do.
To keep the whole ship stable.
But then the crew.
Would not do.
Anything, but queue round the table.

( Thats paulines. Uupps!, Mables table, in the kitchen)

Haydn

 

[oldgit]

Tor...wotsit is that near penton hook.

 

[paulineb]

Re: chicken

I don't know where the kitchen is ;-)

Pxx