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Hi I really need your advice on a serious problem:

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone's car buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment crouched behind the boat that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket.

Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace the whole bracket?
 
Not easy to weld cast ally. If you find someone who can they won't be cheap.
On the plus side if the Wife is playing away she'll not moan about you spending time at your hobbies and some other bloke has the hassle and expense of restaurants and gifts etc! :)
 
I remember seeing this one first on an Ebay advert for a Storm Watch. The ebay add was brilliant, watch was being sold due to his girlfriend cheating on him as she bought him it. The questions and answers about the item were priceless. Must try and find it, Some is bound to have saved it.
 
JClarkes said:
I remember seeing this one first on an Ebay advert for a Storm Watch. The ebay add was brilliant, watch was being sold due to his girlfriend cheating on him as she bought him it. The questions and answers about the item were priceless. Must try and find it, Some is bound to have saved it.
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There was a brilliant Ad for a Seagull 40+ some yrs ago.
Hit by a 12" shell at Jutland & survived
 
Some light hearted humour, brill , its really made me laugh. I'm sat on my boat for the last time tonight, in the morning I will say goodbye to her.
 
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