A Sailing magazine just forwomen?

I suggest a domestic column discussing colour schemes (curtains, pinnies etc )and baking edited by Jimi, Para & Claymore

A fashion page by Tome (Julie@the Week End)

There should also be a training / how to section edited by JHR (from the Mrs Beetons school of domestic yachting)

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Re: Men have it easy....

... axschualy it aint as easy as one might fink. First of all there ain't no flies in oilies trousers, so one has to drop the bloomin fings. This requires the shedding of one's life jacket and oilies top. Then, believe it or not, a man's aim is somewhat impaired under bouncy conditions so we have to sit down anyway. Which just about leaves us in the same state as you lot.

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.
 
It will degenerate to smut.

When I was young, now there's a turn of phrase, women mags consisted of Good Housekeeping and Women's Own. These have, by popular demand from the slappers, evolved into Cosmo and Marie Clair, both of which have more soft porn and explicit smut than any lads mag. Ten years ago the boy/girl ratio at Cowes week was 10/1. Now it is almost 50/50 as the girls realised what a target rich environment it was and they all became extremely mission focussed on one thing! I thought that sailors were sailors and that gender and sexual orientation was meaningless but then maybe I am just too normal!

<hr width=100% size=1>Real men do it 2handed.
 
Only on a cold day surely.

In warm weather I am sure a chap like you can just wave it over the side like the garden hose!

<hr width=100% size=1>Real men do it 2handed.
 
Re: Only on a cold day surely.

If what he's saying is true then no he can't.. least not without mooning... mmm not sure I should have posted that with the Butters heading off cross channel..

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Re: Already exists

Oh no they don't..... I went in to have a look
Product Search Results;- No West Marine Product information found matching mighty mickey.
What was MM anyway?

<hr width=100% size=1>If work was so good, the rich would have kept more of it for themselves.
 
Suggested subjects:
1) Cleaning the bog
2) Scrubbing the sole
3) Dusting demurely
4) Changing the oil
5) Whipping & Icing
6) Using the spanker

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I notice from No 4,5& 6 that things have degenerated already! Now alll we need to do is sell tickets. Which marina will have a red light hanging outside it, if this is to seaward it could cause all sorts of bother!

<hr width=100% size=1>Real men do it 2handed.
 
In this month\'s fabulous issue...

- PMT or GMT? How the ship's chronometer can cure those monthly mood swings.

- "My husband tried to kill me"! One woman's dramatic story of how a deliberate gybe nearly took her head off

- TK's problem Page: "He told me he was having an affair - but actually he'd gone to Cherbourg for the weekend".

- Are you a Seagoing Sex Goddess? Try our fun quiz, to find out whether you are easy to lay alongside!

- Knit your own inflatable from bungee rubber, with our easy-to-follow pattern.

- Exclusive! How to keep him happy in bed. Website reveals the secrets of successful duvet selection.

Think I'd better go now................... /forums/images/icons/crazy.gif

<hr width=100% size=1>Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho
 
Re: In this month\'s fabulous issue...

- "I used to be embarrassed by my tiny drooping fenders". A reader tells how a trip to the Chandlery changed her life.

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.
 
Re: In this month\'s fabulous issue...

/forums/images/icons/laugh.gif /forums/images/icons/laugh.gif but I think you're missing a golden opportunity regarding the subject of etiquette on board too..

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Well known ? Better than infamous IMHO !

<hr width=100% size=1>a pragmatist is an optimist with a boat in the UK - but serious about not being in the UK !
 
Re: In this month\'s fabulous issue...

Like it ! Where can I buy one ?

<hr width=100% size=1>a pragmatist is an optimist with a boat in the UK - but serious about not being in the UK !
 
Oh, all right, then.

- Entertaining at an angle: The art of fine dining on a beat to windward.

- Learning Curve: Skippering like a man - "How I learned to scream incoherently at my crew".

- TK's problem page: "I really fancy this AWB, but my mates have fixed me up with a long-keeled minger. What can I do?"

- Good manners on board: Why it's rude to vomit in his sea-boots.

- Top ten battery-draining tips: Why he won't like your Carmen Rollers.

- Hot pumping action: Get up close and personal with a Baby Blake (sorry - wrong mag........../forums/images/icons/blush.gif).

I think I've been rude to everybody, now?

<hr width=100% size=1>Je suis Marxiste - tendance Groucho
 
Now, come on chaps, let's show a little more decorum and respect to the fairer sex, shall we?

I must ask, however, do we allow the ladies to take up two guest bedrooms and half the attic with back-issues going back to 1964 and beyond . . . ?

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"I must ask, however, do we allow the ladies to take up two guest bedrooms and half the attic with back-issues going back to 1964 and beyond . . . ?"

No.... Make them store their precious mags at work like I have to.

<hr width=100% size=1>Think I'll draw some little rabbits on my head, from a distance they might be mistaken for hairs.
 
I know that one. People - some of them clients (potential, anyway) - come into my office and say,
"Do a lot of marine work then?"
"Well, actually . . . "
Ho, hum - time to put my assistant back in her cupboard and go hme to prepare SWMBO's dinner, I suppose.

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Well, it could make boat tests a bit easier couldnt it.

"This week girls, we test a blue boat. Next month, we test the new red one."

<hr width=100% size=1>this post is a personal opinion, and you should not base your actions on it.
 
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