A round the island Pome - I never knew

[Kilter]

Thanks gents, I'm truly flattered

By way of an encore, can I offer this one to be completed collobaratively:

There was a young lady from Cowes,
Who concealed Tony Hayward in her Blouse,

....

As he backed and he filled
Something got spilled

 

[Twister_Ken]

As he backed and he filled
Something got spilled

And she failed to become topthrilled.

 

[tmh900]

On a similar note:

There was an old lady from Blackhill
Who observed a Southampton oil spill
She informed the auhotrities
And the environmental forces
But they were unable to act
Cos they were too busy petting sea horses