A lighter moment for a Wednesday morning

[ChrisP]

Subject: FW: Sheep

While out riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog
and a sheep. The cowboy began a conversation.

Cowboy: "Hey, cool dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?"

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

Indian: Look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" pointing at the Indian.

Dog: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and
takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: Look of total disbelief.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool."

Indian: Extreme look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this your owner? " pointing at the indian

Indian Horse: "Yep"

Cowboy: "How's he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes
me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me from the elements."

Indian: Total look of utter amazement.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"



Indian: "Sheep liar."

What do you mean the sea gull in front's walking !!!

 

[sailbadthesinner]

Lone ranger walks into a bar with tonto
Noticing it is hot and they have had a long ride he sends tonto outside to see how Silver is.
tonto comes back and reports that he is panting and bellowing and sweating like a rapist.
The lone ranger instructs tonto to give him some water then dash around the horse to create a cooling breeze.

minutes later a stranger walks into the bar

stranger - 'who owns the big white horse outside?'
'Why I do' says the ranger

stranger- 'You left your injun running'

ber dum tish
*bows*

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