Phoenix of Hamble
Well-Known Member
Avast me hearties!
Its time fer all ye rum fuzzled landlubberly scurvy dogs t'gather as shipmates and toast the high seas!
Cap'n Morgana has surveyed his charts, and studied his compass, and agreed that as fine a date as you'll be finding fer a gathering of such a sad bunch o' creatures o'the sea as yerselves'll be the 4th day of the Month of July.
Rest assured that y'll be found as wantin as a bunch of souls, unless ye be dragging yer rotten carcasses t'the place that yer charts'll be calling the Walton Backwaters......
The tides'll be as fairs at they'll be, with yer scraping keel marks being washed aclean at 5 bells on the forenoon watch (that'll be 10h30 fer yer landlubberly wasters).
In the god fearin year of the lord 2009, and the meritous date of the 4th day of July, we'll be a markin' the date, and givin a great drink to brave pirate brothers of the lawless nation of the land of the Union of the States, including Edward Coates and Thomas Paine.... so don't be forgettin' yer pirate Bourbon wi'ye stars and stripes.
We'll be burnin the Gov'ner o' any state that dare to challenge o'ur rightful place as master o'the seas.... so don't be forgettin yer wood and fodder and them furrin devices yer referr t'as Barbelcues..
Fer it promises ter be a grand night o partying, drinking o rum and dancin o'the jig until yer legs can be takin' naymore.
And tell yer mini pirates, untested nor trained a single one of the scoundrels, that they'll be hard pushed ter find the treasure that was so long ago lost in the sands.... but maybe the treasure maps'll help 'em from being tested so sorely.
Mark the spot below wi'yer X and yer crew's numbers fer letting yer fella pirates keep safe watch.
Its time fer all ye rum fuzzled landlubberly scurvy dogs t'gather as shipmates and toast the high seas!
Cap'n Morgana has surveyed his charts, and studied his compass, and agreed that as fine a date as you'll be finding fer a gathering of such a sad bunch o' creatures o'the sea as yerselves'll be the 4th day of the Month of July.
Rest assured that y'll be found as wantin as a bunch of souls, unless ye be dragging yer rotten carcasses t'the place that yer charts'll be calling the Walton Backwaters......
The tides'll be as fairs at they'll be, with yer scraping keel marks being washed aclean at 5 bells on the forenoon watch (that'll be 10h30 fer yer landlubberly wasters).
In the god fearin year of the lord 2009, and the meritous date of the 4th day of July, we'll be a markin' the date, and givin a great drink to brave pirate brothers of the lawless nation of the land of the Union of the States, including Edward Coates and Thomas Paine.... so don't be forgettin' yer pirate Bourbon wi'ye stars and stripes.
We'll be burnin the Gov'ner o' any state that dare to challenge o'ur rightful place as master o'the seas.... so don't be forgettin yer wood and fodder and them furrin devices yer referr t'as Barbelcues..
Fer it promises ter be a grand night o partying, drinking o rum and dancin o'the jig until yer legs can be takin' naymore.
And tell yer mini pirates, untested nor trained a single one of the scoundrels, that they'll be hard pushed ter find the treasure that was so long ago lost in the sands.... but maybe the treasure maps'll help 'em from being tested so sorely.
Mark the spot below wi'yer X and yer crew's numbers fer letting yer fella pirates keep safe watch.
