paulineb
Well-Known Member
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
1.She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2.She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3.She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4.She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5.She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6.She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7.She is not HORNY - She is S*XUALLY FOCUSED.
8.She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9.She does not NAG you - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10.She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
11.She is not a TWO BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
1.He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2.He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3.He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4.He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
6.He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7.He does not act like a TOTAL AR5E - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION
8.He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9.He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
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1.She is not a BABE or a CHICK - She is a BREASTED CITIZEN.
2.She is not EASY - She is HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.
3.She is not DUMB - She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.
4.She has not BEEN AROUND - She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION.
5.She is not an AIRHEAD - She is REALITY IMPAIRED.
6.She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY - She gets CHEMICALLY INCONVENIENCED.
7.She is not HORNY - She is S*XUALLY FOCUSED.
8.She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS - She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED.
9.She does not NAG you - She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE.
10.She does not have PREMIER LEAGUE HOOTERS - She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR.
11.She is not a TWO BIT SLAPPER - She is a LOW COST SERVICE PROVIDER.
HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT
1.He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2.He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN.
3.He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.
4.He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION.
6.He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL.
7.He does not act like a TOTAL AR5E - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION
8.He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY.
9.He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED.
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