101 useless boaty Xmas gifts

[Mike21]

Eyesight tests for sailors

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[Peppermint]

I once was given a chocolate anchor which was nice.

A nautical games compendium. The game seems to be recovering pits from the strum box.

Insulated "travel" mugs. Even though there's a fun element in watching the helm repeatedly scald himself.

In mast furling.

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[piscosour]

I think you'll find it's pronounced Scar Spanked Banner

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[Ohdrat]

Re: Old Europe

Does that mean we can send Mandy our Tone and the rest of the cabinet on an trans artic voyage of to convert polar bears to The Third Way in a Mcgroggy?

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[Clive_Rigden]

Re: Old Europe

I suppose it must have skiis as well, mustn't it ?

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[KevB]

"A copy of colregs for our mobo friends"

Yes you are absolutely right - ColRegs for your mobo friends cause as the thread title says "useless boaty Xmas gifts". Totally useless as we'd never need them cause we know and abide by them already. Thanks for the vote of confidence./forums/images/icons/laugh.gif


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[Rabbie]

Personalised Red/Blue Ensign.

<hr width=100% size=1>A day not spent on my boat is a day in my life wasted.