Yours ,concerned

Wansworth said:
On mentioning to the wife that if I absented to my new 24foot Jouet she could stay at home and look after the three cats and two dogs to which she replies.
“I would go with you and bring the pets”……….😳
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Buy her a set of golf clubs. Worked for me. :D
But do not bother with a new car. It does not always work
Many years ago my friend Edd had a good year with his business so presented his wife Doris, with a brand new Ford escort. She was so pleased i am told that she almost raped him in the garden :D
The same week the neighbour to him,Derek, an architect, bought his wife Katherine one of those small Porches, forget the model. She dragged him indoors for an afternoon's sex.
So when I bought my wife a brand new volvo for her birthday a couple of weeks later I was ready & waiting. I gave her the keys & hid the car in my father's orchard. " Whatever it fits is yours" The kids found it first. She & the kids jumped in it & she drove off leaving me standing like a spare p..k at a wedding:rolleyes::confused: I had to walk 1.5 miles home.
 
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Wansworth said:
On mentioning to the wife that if I absented to my new 24foot Jouet she could stay at home and look after the three cats and two dogs to which she replies.
“I would go with you and bring the pets”……….😳
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On the basis of the photographic evidence we have been provided, the cats and dog show no inclination whatsoever to do anything at all but sprawl about the sofa or the garden decking. I'm sure if they were asked they'd express a strong preference not to go anywhere, and especially not to be taken sailing.

We all know Wansworth, by contrast, yearns to be wafting about the Rias in a boat, but has been sidetracked asking advice about the sailing performance and side-deck widths of the the various boats he has considered. Instead he just needs to be sure that the length, width and cushioning of the cockpit benches and berths below adequately facilitate the repose for which he is renowned, and so richly deserves.
 
LittleSister said:
On the basis of the photographic evidence we have been provided, the cats and dog show no inclination whatsoever to do anything at all but sprawl about the sofa or the garden decking. I'm sure if they were asked they'd express a strong preference not to go anywhere, and especially not to be taken sailing.

We all know Wansworth, by contrast, yearns to be wafting about the Rias in a boat, but has been sidetracked asking advice about the sailing performance and side-deck widths of the the various boats he has considered. Instead he just needs to be sure that the length, width and cushioning of the cockpit benches and berths below adequately facilitate the repose for which he is renowned, and so richly deserves.
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LittleSister said:
On the basis of the photographic evidence we have been provided, the cats and dog show no inclination whatsoever to do anything at all but sprawl about the sofa or the garden decking. I'm sure if they were asked they'd express a strong preference not to go anywhere, and especially not to be taken sailing.

We all know Wansworth, by contrast, yearns to be wafting about the Rias in a boat, but has been sidetracked asking advice about the sailing performance and side-deck widths of the the various boats he has considered. Instead he just needs to be sure that the length, width and cushioning of the cockpit benches and berths below adequately facilitate the repose for which he is renowned, and so richly deserves.
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greeny said:
April 1st is fast approaching. Have you really bought a boat?
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no,slight hiatus regarding
LittleSister said:
On the basis of the photographic evidence we have been provided, the cats and dog show no inclination whatsoever to do anything at all but sprawl about the sofa or the garden decking. I'm sure if they were asked they'd express a strong preference not to go anywhere, and especially not to be taken sailing.

We all know Wansworth, by contrast, yearns to be wafting about the Rias in a boat, but has been sidetracked asking advice about the sailing performance and side-deck widths of the the various boats he has considered. Instead he just needs to be sure that the length, width and cushioning of the cockpit benches and berths below adequately facilitate the repose for which he is renowned, and so richly deserves.
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I have taken note of your comments as if Iwas the Maja Desnudo😳lounging about at every possible instant.But things are changing and A new dynamism after next Thursday will be reflected in a new thrusting personality🙂🙄
LittleSister said:
On the basis of the photographic evidence we have been provided, the cats and dog show no inclination whatsoever to do anything at all but sprawl about the sofa or the garden decking. I'm sure if they were asked they'd express a strong preference not to go anywhere, and especially not to be taken sailing.

We all know Wansworth, by contrast, yearns to be wafting about the Rias in a boat, but has been sidetracked asking advice about the sailing performance and side-deck widths of the the various boats he has considered. Instead he just needs to be sure that the length, width and cushioning of the cockpit benches and berths below adequately facilitate the repose for which he is renowned, and so richly deserves.
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Wansworth said:
no,slight hiatus regarding

I have taken note of your comments as if Iwas the Maja Desnudo😳lounging about at every possible instant.But things are changing and A new dynamism after next Thursday will be reflected in a new thrusting personality🙂🙄
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Why Thursday ?.....the euromillions draw isn’t till Friday
 
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