Yottie Tottie & the Full Montie

[jimi]

In retaliation for these matrons exposing the world to their heaving bosoms should we flash our assets about?

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To see oursels as ithers see us!

 

[tome]

have to wait for the summer as my assets shrink in winter. It's getting a bit much, all this middle aged flesh - I reckon the novelty value has long gone.

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[jhr]

Dunno about that, but suspect there are lots of people out there who would pay us to keep our kecks on

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[ParaHandy]

not recommended ... wonderful thing the human body but the greater is the exposure of flesh, the more the body reacts by increasing the amount of fat to insulate the exposed parts ... having obese tackle is not desirable imho

they'll regret it in a few years time .....

reminds me of the warning i got to look at the mother before getting too friendly with the daughter .. particularly so if italian ....

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[jimi]

Fat Heids

Thats why I always wear a warm hat ...

<hr width=100% size=1>O wad some Power the giftie gie us
To see oursels as ithers see us!

 

[webcraft]

I would have thought obese tackle would be quite popular . . . I keep getting e-mails offering to fatten mine up . . .

- N

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[robp]

Re: These e-mails...

...why do they just pick on you and me?

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[webcraft]

Re: These e-mails...

Someone's been talking . . .

- N

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[ParaHandy]

Re: Fat Heids

keeping the leetle grey cell warm, mais oui monsieur?

you're supposed to be off on ra water ....

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[Ohdrat]

Re: These e-mails...

If it's any consolation they send those e-mails to me too.. and I don't even have one!

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[ParaHandy]

Re: These e-mails...

hmmmm ... lucky old you, then .... just think what you're "missing"!!

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[Donkey_Dick]

Yeah, I'll be up for it, mate !

Let me know the details, but I need lots of notice.

Once I've taken the tablets, I can't drive for at least 8 hours, so will need somewhere to stay.

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[robp]

Re: These e-mails...

Umm, err, well, oh, err - back in a minute!

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[ParaHandy]

hope pills have no ill-effect on smelly feet ... but, alternatively, expect you'd have no difficulty in finding somewhere comfortable to sleep ....

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[Ohdrat]

Re: I\'m not missing anything.. thankyou! nm



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[claymore]

Well - I think we'd just end up with a photo of what looks like a good crop of button mushrooms - as Tome says - better wait till the summer - but then there's they midgies.
I attended a soiree last evening and a rather charming young thing appraised me of a comparative analysis between men and Chrismas trees.
Apparently Christmas Trees come out very favourably as they can stay up for 12 days at Christmas, have lovely balls and look even better with the lights on. Can anyone explain?

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Claymore
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