Alas - sadly I never rose to such dizzy heights.
So do you get the honour wearing the Gold motifed tie avec stripes and burgee rampant on a field of argent?
Is it true you all dress on the left, and that Keith Musto measures you for goretex-lined grundies, that Rod the Plod personally supervises your plastic surgery so that you may more easily adopt that gaze that has seen many a cold ocean, chin chiseled in manly fashion, defiant of all elements....?
I am not worthy.