jimi
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I'm happy to organise a YachtMaster ceremonial absolution service, if there's a demand.
YMCA
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ChrisE
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Ooh goody, do we get the communian wine?
jhr
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Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, ‘cause you have run aground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're stuck in Newtown
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when the wind doesn’t blow.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the R-Y-A.
It's fun to stay at the R-Y-A.
They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the bores ...
It's fun to stay at the R-Y-A.
It's fun to stay at the R-Y-A.
You can claim right of way, you can call out “I’m racing”,
You will find the responses are bracing ...
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!
No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the RYA,
They will tighten up your forestay /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif.
It's fun to stay …………
Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I was sad ‘cause my flag wasn’t blue.
I felt no man cared if I were afloat.
I felt the whole world had a boat ...
That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, you are taking the pee.
There’s a way you can get qualified faster.
With a Zero-to-Hero Yachtmaster.
It's fun to stay …….
I said, young man, ‘cause you have run aground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're stuck in Newtown
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when the wind doesn’t blow.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the R-Y-A.
It's fun to stay at the R-Y-A.
They have everything for young men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the bores ...
It's fun to stay at the R-Y-A.
It's fun to stay at the R-Y-A.
You can claim right of way, you can call out “I’m racing”,
You will find the responses are bracing ...
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you've got to know this one thing!
No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the RYA,
They will tighten up your forestay /forums/images/graemlins/shocked.gif.
It's fun to stay …………
Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I was sad ‘cause my flag wasn’t blue.
I felt no man cared if I were afloat.
I felt the whole world had a boat ...
That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, you are taking the pee.
There’s a way you can get qualified faster.
With a Zero-to-Hero Yachtmaster.
It's fun to stay …….
ChrisE
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With all these songs and poems I can only assume that it is a quiet day in the world of other people's work. Like the songs 'tho /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
jhr
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Lunch time.
I'll have finished my sandwich in a minute and then it's back on me head............ /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
I'll have finished my sandwich in a minute and then it's back on me head............ /forums/images/graemlins/smile.gif
jimi
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I can just see Enstone the Buttmeister in the TR band, betcha he's the one dressed as a Red Indian
ChrisE
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You'll be the one in leathers and the dodgy moustache?
jhr
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Time for a new game. Match the Forumite to the face:
I seem to recall seeing a photo of Chris Enstone in Yachting Monthy and noting that, like all men of distinction and class, he sported a pair of glasses. So, he must be the guy with the screwdriver in his mouth.
As for the Red Indian, he looks quite small, is from a far flung outpost of the Empire and talks in an incomprehensible language known only to a few of his fellow countryman. He also wears what looks like bits of dead animal on his head. Reminds me of someone, but I can't think who.............
Nice to see tcm in his black Skipper's cap.
PS: I'm the guy with the beard and the massive helmet. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
I seem to recall seeing a photo of Chris Enstone in Yachting Monthy and noting that, like all men of distinction and class, he sported a pair of glasses. So, he must be the guy with the screwdriver in his mouth.
As for the Red Indian, he looks quite small, is from a far flung outpost of the Empire and talks in an incomprehensible language known only to a few of his fellow countryman. He also wears what looks like bits of dead animal on his head. Reminds me of someone, but I can't think who.............
Nice to see tcm in his black Skipper's cap.
PS: I'm the guy with the beard and the massive helmet. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
ParaHandy
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the back row starting from left:
No1: chentleman's cruise will have ebespacher
No2 (in helmet) ah'm aboot tae switch it oan!!
No3 (in porkpie hat) ooo errr
No4 (wearing capt's bunnet) shoyte! anither melfort fookup; ah'm covered in soot, again
No1: chentleman's cruise will have ebespacher
No2 (in helmet) ah'm aboot tae switch it oan!!
No3 (in porkpie hat) ooo errr
No4 (wearing capt's bunnet) shoyte! anither melfort fookup; ah'm covered in soot, again
ChrisE
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That's very kind of you, but as many here know I'm a technoklutz and would know what to do with the screwdriver. Now if it was a kebab skewer that would be me! I'm assuming that the one in the cowboy hat is the Yachtmaster...
walks off stage to the sound of gently jingling spurs
walks off stage to the sound of gently jingling spurs
Swagman
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PS: I'm the guy with the beard and the massive helmet. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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Nice of you to share that with us.
John
PS: I'm the guy with the beard and the massive helmet. /forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif
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Nice of you to share that with us.
John