Rowana
Two steps lower than the ships' cat
I used to love you shows on the telly
I've a feeling it's a different John Morris. The one you are thinking about is kicking up the dasies!
I used to love you shows on the telly
1. Why would you want to wind up the mod plod and the warship? Perhaps I am too much of a compliant and law abiding citizen, but I utterly fail to see why you would want to play games with the warship and the modplod in this way.
2. What wouldn't you want to have a licence for the radio? They are free, and even when we had to pay for them it was about the least expensive thing for the boat in the annual budget.
See compliant and law abiding comments above I suppose. Its a free country, but as I work with the people who you annoyed and perhaps its easy for me to to see the other side.
Our navigator has a very low opinion of most yachtsmen; fortunately our captain is a sailor and so some sort of balance is restored.
Would you mind terribly if I emigrated south of the border?
Oh - well if you've got axes to grind then that's another matter...Well...
Being ex RN and having suffered at the hands of a few- a very few- hofficer p r i c k s it is nice to be on equal footing with the management of a warship....
As for the licence- they might be free now- I don't know,still don't have one, but then they cost money. Not that I have a problem spending a few bob but it really peed me off to fork out some cash for yet another useless bit of paper.
BTW - loved the Blue Peter show with the young elephant.
I am typing this from my cabin in a pussers grey and we don't have papers out here either. The internet connection is VERY slow and the TV is via a very dodgy satellite link.My axe is well ground.
It must have been nice to meet a legend- didn't know the 'real' Johnny Morris was dead.
S'pose you miss out on the big stories when you don't read the papers or have a telly. (or a VHF licence)
I am typing this from my cabin in a pussers grey and we don't have papers out here either. The internet connection is VERY slow and the TV is via a very dodgy satellite link.
Until we hear the full story it is very difficult to take sides, it could be a numpty yachtsman, it could be an over officious modplod, time will tell
Its not RN. They used to belong to the Navy but were sold to Scottish Fisheries Protection. No reason to suggest that the professionalism of the crew is any the less. Who knows what he was doing - he might have been bored and came to have a look at you - as you suggested.
But what offence has he committed? Is it aledged that he has he come within a 500 meter limit? It is not clear if he (the defendant) says that he was 700yds away or if that is what they allege. My feeling is that the 700yds is his defence i.e. not a close encounter.
Terrible reporting.
Then I bet you fly an un-defaced blue ensignI've done it several times and they are normally are very good - not sure what the language on the bridge is though - and yes I am ex RN and have been on the warship side.
Just out of interest if you ever feel like getting you own back on a warship, or just feel in the mood. Dip your Ensign as they go past - if you don't know how to do it - take the flagstaff out of the holder and hold the flag horizontal until they lower theirs and then raise it again then put yours back.
By rights your meant to do it anyway. (please don't lets start another flag etiquette thread!) As many of the ships in Plymouth are doing sea training they may have staff on board just waiting to see if they respond correctly.
I've done it several times and they are normally are very good - not sure what the language on the bridge is though - and yes I am ex RN and have been on the warship side.
We used to have great fun doing this as children, dip the ensign to a warship and then wait for a little figure to go scurrying aft to lower their own. They must have cursed us.
Little things pleasing little minds I guess! I didn't think anyone did it anymore.....
I think the nub of the matter is that he failed to comply with directions. Those directions may be questionable but the plod have the right to impose them.
Despite his "5 yrs experience in Plymouth" he may have made the mistake of thinking he was dealing with marina berthing officers in fancy hats. They can impound your boat and make you walk home, and they have.
That's all we need!
Admiral of the Fleet, First Sea Lord Alex Salmond ! !
I despair ! !
Would you mind terribly if I emigrated south of the border?
As you can probably gather, I'm no fan of the Scottish Government and voted against devolution!
How can they do that? What powers do they have is there a bylaw?
Having said that, I wonder if the HM has a website and an email newsletter, so we can find out in advance?
Just out of interest if you ever feel like getting you own back on a warship, or just feel in the mood. Dip your Ensign as they go past - if you don't know how to do it - take the flagstaff out of the holder and hold the flag horizontal until they lower theirs and then raise it again then put yours back.
By rights your meant to do it anyway. (please don't lets start another flag etiquette thread!) As many of the ships in Plymouth are doing sea training they may have staff on board just waiting to see if they respond correctly.
I've done it several times and they are normally are very good - not sure what the language on the bridge is though - and yes I am ex RN and have been on the warship side.