Yacht security - marina berth
- Thread starter horatio_nelson
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Jonas
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If I saw that, I'd be tempted to break in myself...
Hydrozoan
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Far too provocative! A white horizontal arrow (pointing appropriately) on a blue circle, with the legend "My neighbour has a better plotter" would suit many here. 
Robin
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one local sign here says 'trespassers will be shot'. Survivors will be shot twice'. Another says 'My Pit Bull 'carries' ( ie a gun)
horatio_nelson
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Great suggestions and opinions, everyone, thanks
NickRobinson
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Including me? I've got several, very practical.That's fun... anyone who wants to can share the following quite freely...
Robin
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Worn in the dark at 3am say in an enclosed security controlled area would identify your intentions nicely using profiling!:encouragement:
NickRobinson
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Don't shoot! I might have been coming back from dinner on board your boat....
The Victorians had phrenology.....https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=p...RIcrW7Qbp24GQCA&ved=0CEMQsAQ&biw=1024&bih=615
But with my hood up, you probably couldn't see all the writing on my skull-
Robin
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Don't shoot! I might have been coming back from dinner on board your boat....
The Victorians had phrenology.....https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=p...RIcrW7Qbp24GQCA&ved=0CEMQsAQ&biw=1024&bih=615
But with my hood up, you probably couldn't see all the writing on my skull-
Our current lady security guard gets very nervy late at night and fondles her loaded 38 ( no not that one!) as she walks the docks.:encouragement: Dinner with friends hereabouts almost always means out at a restaurant, thus avoiding heat from cooking in the cabin as it is still hitting 90sF even in autumn . berth holders are well known to the security folks (we make sure to befriend them
) and anyway we and visitors all have clearly identifiable electronic dock gate entry keys
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Fantasie 19
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NickRobinson
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Depends if you're a scroat - never met you, but I suspect you're not...
Ask my students....
(no... don't!)
horatio_nelson
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I've just ordered a red LED and an alarm that rings me if activated.
coenvanwyk
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A friend has an aircraft hangared in a rather remote spot. There is a big sign on the door: Lethal danger! Fire alarm is also activated by entry, and will flood the hangar with carbon dioxide gas. Stay out! Read this carefully! If you cannot read, get someone else to read it for you!
NickRobinson
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There's a flaw in that logic I just can't put my finger on....
JumbleDuck
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It reminds me of a dance teacher I knew who would say "Do eight turns. If you can't count to eight, count to one eight times."