Would you marry again ?

paulineb

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A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, "Honey, if
I died, would you get married again?"

"No Dear."

"I'm sure you would."

So he replied "Okay, I would"

A pause......

"Would you let her sleep in our bed?"

"Yes, I guess so."

"Would you let her use my golf clubs?"

And the man replied "No, she's left handed".

Pxx
 
I insisted to my girlfriend that marriage is an over rated institution.

I just hope my Missus didn't hear me.....................

"Hopefully that won't be too expensive to fix?"
 
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