Worst piece of sailing advice

[Guest]

Trust your broker...

... he always has your interests in mind.

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[Guest]

Beware of tides....

,,,they're always unpredictable!

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[milltech]

Buy a boat!

<hr width=100% size=1>John
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[iangrant]

1 - Be honest with your wife about the costs,
2 - The further the boat is heeled the better she'll like it!

Ian

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[Guest]

Go on ... jump ! Its only a short hop !! Splash !!!!

We'll just tweek it a bit to trim it .... oops !!!!

Can I listen to the radio dear ? I'll just put it here so I can hear it better ...... That puts paid to the compass swing --- as the compass swings about 100 degrees off !!!!

I heard a pinging noise and turned off that silly little box in the cabin .... pity it was the depth alarm !!!

And of course the feeding the swans and seagulls from the cockpit .... You tell 'em everytime NOT to do it .....

<hr width=100% size=1>Nigel ...
Bilge Keelers get up further ! I only came - cos they said there was FREE Guinness !

 

[Twister_Ken]

Of course we can cross the Brambles, Skip...

...I've worked out the tidal heights.

I had too. Unfortunately I'd used last year's tide tables.

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[jimi]

Tell my wife I've bought an EPIRB

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[mike_pk_waters]

Power gives way to Sail

<hr width=100% size=1>Its small but its paid for

 

[Trevor_swfyc]

Mike I was going to post that Ho Hum.

How about:<pre> (1)That muds not very deep.

(2)Jump out we have run aground, only to find its over 6ft deep.

(3)GPS is not very accurate. So why do I have to avoid collision with waypoints.
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Trevor





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