Worst boatname

What bout calling your boat "yachmaster"

There used to be a boat in the solent by this name aand a remember hering the hole solent snigger when they informed SCG that they grounded her at the entrence to southampton.
 
Came across a boat a few years back called "Quack Quack".

Never heard it on the radio, but always amused by the idea of three repetitions for a mayday etc.
 
Came across one (a TTT of course!) named Hello. Now just imagine that one on the VHF.

And of course there are the very witty ones like "the other woman" and "dont tell the wife". But to be fair the ones that grate are the macho ones picked by racers
 
We used to race against a boat called "Dad's Pants"

Saw an angling boat leaving Dartmouth a while back called "She Likes it Rough" and later heard them calling Brixham Coastgaurd. Brixham's lady operator was having great difficulty controlling herself.
 
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Apologies, because I've told this one before, but when we bought our boat, she was called "Cum Again" (sic). The name was emblazoned across her transom, with "In the words of the Virgin Mary" superimposed above, thus combining profanity and blasphemy in one easy package. The report from our surveyor concluded by saying "...if you do buy her, please change the name!" Within 10 minutes of taking over ownership, we'd removed the name from her stern.
 
Heard of - 'She Got the House' the other day which is either good or bad depending on your viewpoint.

Best for cheek was a little 40 footer called 'Maltese Falcon' we saw in St Lucia a while back. Not problem with the name but what fun when calling up marinas on the VHF!!!
 
That means you must have been racing against me, cause I used to race against Dad's Pants. My 707 was called Stretch, which is where my forum name came from.
 
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