Wood rot detector

[Sixpence]

The perfect weapon for your armoury if you own a wooden boat. Used but in not bad condition, and is able to detect even the slightest wood rot in an otherwise perfectly sound boat. The only extra requirement is that it will need a screwdriver or small hammer and she's not leaving here with any of mine.
Starting bid of £150-00 if you please, worth many times that in the wood rot detection market as she will detect wood rot even if you don't want to know about it.

Offers, gentlemen, if you please

 

[sailorman]

£200 + delivery
can it cook as well

 

[sarabande]

it's the maintenance costs on these things that stops me making you an offer; and if I have to buy my own hammer as well...

 

[Sixpence]

Very good cook but that function requires extra attachments not included in the purchase price, though these may be sourced easily, I understand Wellworths are doing a nice line that may fit the bill

 

[FullCircle]

Thought it only right to inform the public that this particular model runs exclusively on pints of Ameretto di Saronno.
Also not mentioned in the advert, is that she is a demon seamstress. She turned that old red sailing jacket into this.....

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[Sixpence]

Tightwad

 

[Sixpence]

Bugger, foiled again, yes its running costs are relatively high

 

[sailorman]

would it drink 1/2 pints of Adnams /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

 

[Sixpence]

Ahem, pint is best, thenk yoo

 

[FullCircle]

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would it drink 1/2 pints of Adnams /forums/images/graemlins/confused.gif

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No Sir, as stated, runs exclusively on Ameretto.

 

[sailorman]

Bugger
can it carry MTs of Duval ( crates ) back to the SM in oostende

 

[Sixpence]

Might have known it, nothing but tyre kickers here, harrumph

 

[sailorman]

the offer is £200 + del + 72 MT Duval bottles + 3 Duval crates /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

 

[Sixpence]

Enquired about carrying empty crates, apparently she is capable, but now wants to know why I asked
Start bid of £200 accepted, alcohol not included, p&p payable by purchaser
Ta muchly
Next bid please

 

[BrendanS]

You could hire by the day/night rather than sell. Probably a better earner long term than selling outright.

 

[Sixpence]

Possibly, but I would be a little concerned over the legality of that system

 

[sailorman]

I have an addition to my previous derisory offer
the only 4 Bottles in the UK of Juplier-Tauro a fine Bier of 8.5% /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

i will offer one of them /forums/images/graemlins/ooo.gif

 

[Sixpence]

Tempted though I most certainly am, I feel confident a far better price could be found

 

[sailorman]

Ok the Original Tauro Glass as well then -- Final Offer /forums/images/graemlins/mad.gif

 

[Superflid]

Having recently rediscovered the savings made by not having my own wood rot detector at home, despite the attractions, I'll decline..... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif