Will somebody please...

[LittleShip]

go and collect the Major......

He seems to have forgotten where he lives, I keep finding him visiting the Lounge and Scuttlebutt..... the man is wandering around like a madmans footprints in snow.

He promised me that he wouldn't go into the lounge again. Now hes over on Scuttlebutt talking about fish, we all know he has'nt the qualifications to talk about fish, or for that matter be on the Raggies site.

Please bring him home safely, he's getting on a bit you know!

Tom

 

[old_salt]

Hes no different to any Senior ex military type they tend to get absent minded in their old age you know.
I think it might have something to do with all the pops and bangs they have to put up with. .
But if I find him wandering around the now leafy lanes of Cheshire with his dingaling I promise I will point him in the right direction.

 

[Kawasaki]

go and collect the Major......

Now hes over on Scuttlebutt talking about fish,

Tom

 

[colingr]

Don't worry, he'll come back when he gets hungry.

 

[Major Catastrophe]

Yes. Ah!

Quite.

Erm.

Nurse!

 

[LittleShip]

Yes. Ah!

Quite.

Erm.

Nurse!

There there that man...... nurse will look after you, but you will have to start taking more water with it, yes we know that they all talk to you, but dont keep annoying them.

Tom

 

[AndieMac]

I did notice him getting all political in the lounge recently, it was way over my head

If he's over in scuttlebutt, appreciating he punches well above his weight, not the safest place to be among some of the loose cannons .

 

[Tresner]

There there that man...... nurse will look after you, but you will have to start taking more water with it, yes we know that they all talk to you, but dont keep annoying them.

Tom

What will the Major do when he gets banned from the Lounge?...... again! Are the rumors true that he takes out his anger on LittleShip's spirits reserve? The colonist is waiting to hear.

Bernie

 

[Major Catastrophe]

I smell mutiny, mostly from the colonials.

Winding up the Scuttlebutters is my hobby and I went into the Lounge during the election to make sure they all voted the correct way, which they very nearly did.

 

[Searush]

I smell mutiny, mostly form the colonials.

Winding up the Scuttlebutters is my hobby and I went into the Lounge during the election to make sure they all voted the correct way, which they very nearly did.

I did better than vote - I was "counting" which gave me far more power - but not enough to overcome a 12k majority - Doh!