Why parrots?

[bigmart]

Re: How low can you get

The first stage is when your afraid your going to die.

The second stage is when your afraid you might not.

Martin

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[ccscott49]

Re: How low can you get

Like a bad hangover, when you wake up you think you mighty die, by ten o'clock, you wish you had!

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[bigmart]

Re: How low can you get

Exactly!

How about. Whats the difference between a Car tyre & 365 used condoms?

Martin

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[Salty]

Re: How low can you get

Dunno, but it must have been a Goodyear.

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[StugeronSteve]

Re: How low can you get

I say. What did the Spanish fireman call his two sons?

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[Salty]

Re: How low can you get

Hose A and Hose B -Olé

What did Mary Poppins say to the waiter?


...Supercauliflowercheesebuttheeggswerequiteattrocious.

Thank you and goodnight.

 

[bigmart]

Re: How low can you get

Yes, the other one was a bloody good year!

Martin

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