Why parrots?

[bigmart]

Re: Buggeryjar

Now that is hard to argue with, except it's not a Polly, it's a bloody Burgee.

Martin

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[StugeronSteve]

Re: Buggeryjar

Better a LATE parrot than never to have had a parrot at all.

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[ccscott49]

Re: Buggeryjar

Oh God! What level of humour; can this forum sink to! Not much lower, surely?

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[bigmart]

Re: Buggeryjar

I can get pretty low.

I say, I say, I say, My parrots got no nose

Martin

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[Forbsie]

Re: Buggeryjar

If it's got no nose, how does it smell?

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[tome]

Re: Buggeryjar

Bloody awful

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[bigmart]

Re: Buggeryjar

In a similarly poor vein.

What is the best Parrot food?

Martin

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[tome]

Re: Buggeryjar

Shooorley not pollyfillah?

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[jimi]

Is a Paratha

a rich indian parrot?

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[bigmart]

Re: Buggeryjar

OK Maybe its time to move it up a gear.

What does a Chartered Accountant use for a Contraceptive?

Martin

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[Salty]

Re: Buggeryjar

His personality, ho ho.

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician ?

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[bigmart]

Re: Buggeryjar

You've got me there.

No I havn't heard about the constipated mathematician.

Martin

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[ccscott49]

Re: Buggeryjar

worked it out with a pencil?

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[bigmart]

Re: Buggeryjar

Now that "was" painful.

Did you hear the one about the Rabbit that washed his thing?

Martin

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[ccscott49]

Re: Buggeryjar

No, I know I'm going to regret this!

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[bigmart]

Re: Buggeryjar

Couldn't do a Hare with it! Boom Boom

Martin

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[ccscott49]

Re: Buggeryjar

I knew I'd regret asking!! I thought you were going to say "jackoffrabbit"!

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[Bejasus]

Re: How low can you get

A dug fae ra port
wis ta'en up tae court
an' accused o' molestin' his father
said the Judge tae the pet, 'how low can you get?'
said the pet tae the Judge, 'a chihauhua!!'.

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[bigmart]

Re: How low can you get

OK. Try this one.

What are ther two stages of sea sickness

Martin

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[Bejasus]

Re: How low can you get

Dunno?

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