Why Is It That...

[powerskipper]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

Who was the first one who thought that the white thing that came from a hen's butt looked edible?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp which no decent human being would eat?


If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs! And they think Goofy is the stupid one!!!

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Is Disney World the only people trap operated by a mouse?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window.

Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure.





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Julie

 

[ubuysa]

And if you send something by sea it's called cargo, but if you send something by land it's called a shipment?

Tony C.

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[Twister_Ken]

And why are flammable and inflammable the same thing, while an inflamed wound is unlikely to catch fire?

PS Horrible out at the mo, or I wouldn't be here.

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[tome]

Me too, contemplating wandering down to check on warps & fenders.

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[Talbot]

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Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

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Even more interesting to realise that at that time, they probably didnt realise it was something to drink, so what were they doing?

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[Shakey]

Why is a person in gaol a prisoner, but the person who runs the prison a gaoler?

Why do they call it tourist season if you're not allowed to shoot them?

<hr width=100% size=1>It could have been worse - it could have been me.

 

[crazyuncle]

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out"?

Probably the same person who was drinking a cup of black tea in a field and thought "This needs something".


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[Gunfleet]

Author?

Are you American?

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[powerskipper]

Re: Author?

No British /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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[Andrew_Fanner]

Re: Author?

Indeed, were chiilis originally enjoyed by masochists?

But hats off to the fellow who decided that the juice from rotting grapes was a good idea

<hr width=100% size=1>Two beers please, my friend is paying.