Why did they think it was a good idea?

[Bouba]

It isn't someone's personal effects in a packet of dead fishes is it?

Far from the sea and fishes......believe me, I always have no idea what I’m talking about

 

[Fr J Hackett]

Far from the sea and fishes......believe me, I always have no idea what I’m talking about

I can confirm that as well.

 

[Wansworth]

I agree...garden furniture should always have a sloop

I agree...garden furniture should always have a sloop rig

my garden bench would make to leeward….

 

[Bouba]

Have you any idea of the confusion you have engendered ?

 

[Wansworth]

Have you any idea of the confusion you have engendered ?

…….dontthink you helped much!

 

[Bouba]

…….dontthink you helped much!

I’ve never been one to add clarity to any situation.....especially after I’ve had a drink

 

[Wansworth]

I’ve never been one to add clarity to any situation.....especially after I’ve had a drink

We should treat this little episode as lapsus……..

 

[dancrane]

I thought he'd lapsed into a Sicilian massage.

Message, I mean.

 

[LittleSister]

……my garden furniture won’t see the summer out

If only you had something else to sit on during the nice weather so you weren't;t wearing your garden furniture out.

 

[Wansworth]

If only you had something else to sit on during the nice weather so you weren't;t wearing your garden furniture out.

Anymore remarks in that vein or reference to lounging,loafing,lying will see you crossed off my Christmas card list

 

[Stemar]

I am always right

Allow me to correct you on this, based on nearly 50 years of marriage.

You may be Mr Right, but she is Mrs Always Right

 

[Bouba]

Allow me to correct you on this, based on nearly 50 years of marriage.

You may be Mr Right, but she is Mrs Always Right

When a woman see the perfect Mr Right.....what she really means is he’s right to change

 

[Stemar]

Or, as someone put it, When a man marries a woman, it's in the expectation that she'll never change; when a woman marries a man, it's in the expectation that she'll be able to change him. Usually, they're both wrong

 

[Bouba]

Or, as someone put it, When a man marries a woman, it's in the expectation that she'll never change; when a woman marries a man, it's in the expectation that she'll be able to change him. Usually, they're both wrong

The difference is that with a man it’s subconscious because he doesn’t tend to regard the far future.....whereas a woman is actively plotting

 

[Snowgoose-1]

The difference is that with a man it’s subconscious because he doesn’t tend to regard the far future.....whereas a woman is actively plotting

I like the Yiddish saying.

God made mothers for those times when he couldn't be there.

Makes you think about your own mum doesn't it.

 

[dancrane]

God made mother's for those times when he couldn't be there.

Mother's? Mother's what?

Mother's ruin?

 

[Stemar]

I like the Yiddish saying.

God made mothers for those times when he couldn't be there.

Makes you think about your own mum doesn't it.

Mine was great, but I've met one or two whose children, on the basis of that saying, must have been devil worshippers

 

[Snowgoose-1]

Mine was great, but I've met one or two whose children, on the basis of that saying, must have been devil worshippers

Outside of the their family, I don't think I have ever witnessed a mother admitting to any shortcomings of their children.