Who's that girl?

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Who\'s that girl?

Has David Marsh got a very attractive new assistant? If you look on page 38 of this months MBY it appears that her very fine assets seem to have caught David's eye.

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Re: Who\'s that girl?

That'll be Bess, one of our ad sales honeys. And David assures us that he definitely wasn't looking at those. No, really..he wasn't!

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Re: Who\'s that girl?

Sales honeys ????? what are the guys called ?

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Re: Who\'s that girl?

Can we have a Bikini corner in future editions?

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Re: Who\'s that girl?

Some of them also like to be called

"Sales honeys"


Equality of the sexes and all that !

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Re: Who\'s that girl?

They like to think of themselves Sales Hunks, but being in Sales they're all tarts to us.

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Re: Who\'s that girl?

Tom. I would love to see a 'rogues gallery' of the Sales Hunks - please x

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Re: Who\'s that girl?

Answering the phone is just one of the many services offered by our Sales Honeys. If you book a series of six insertions they'll bend over backwards to accomodate you.

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Re: Who\'s that girl?

Trust me...you wouldn't. Their combined age is 259, their combined weight is 106 stone, and all three of them are follically-challenged. Strangely, the Honeys are much more appealing.

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Re: Who\'s that girl?

ooh I'm so glad you're not my boss - I expect you are too! (thought I'd get that in before you /forums/images/icons/tongue.gif )

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I can feel a lawsuit approaching, eek

Tom, ever been to an employment tribunal, I mean as employer-defendant? I have (accused of racism - I won by the way). Pretty time consuming though. Dunno why I'm mentioning this.

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Re: I can feel a lawsuit approaching, eek

I did think about filing a sexual harrasment suit, but I've got to that age where I'm grateful of the attention ;o)

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Re: I can feel a lawsuit approaching, eek

I wouldn't worry . All he need do is take the latest copies of MBY, show the judge his editorials and plead diminished responsibilioty.

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Sorry Tom

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Re: Fair point...

...although in fairness, letting your 14 year old son lose in several million £'s worth of Leopard Sport is pretty funny

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Re: Fair point...

aarggh yes ... let's think about this..

1) Let's 14 yo loose on boat ( aboslutely true story by way, story now being retold by accompanying broker to all on Cote d'Azur..., from whom i first heard it !)

2) Washes 'squillion' £ boat with.....petrol

I wouldn't pay him any more if I were you, just call in the authorities in white coats /forums/images/icons/wink.gif.

P.S. Keep printing his stuff though , can live without Viz now...

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Re: Fair point...

who else dya hear from then?

Cripes I am still squirming. Easily the most worrisome boat trip of my life. Even worserer, the dealer is also our insurance broker.

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Re: Fair point...

BvDH told me ( asked if I'd seen you recently)...doesn't he happen to be the broker/dealer AND your insurance broker !!!!...but he knows that I know you ( how I got berth after all)...couldn't stop him laughing....obviously mucho amusement...

He had a Mira 356 which I was looking at for sale, but TB didn't like it...not what we wanted etc... but then she saw a Camargue 44 ( oh no!!!)

P.S. Still dropping off french loaves on that boat as you requested /forums/images/icons/smile.gif

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