Tidewaiter2
Well-Known Member
four rosettes, xed knives & forks, a bare minimum for a Sussex greasy spoon
Now, Now, my good man, surely you have a Co-op, Waitrose, or even a Sainsbury,or Morrissons in Maldon?
We simple Sussex paysans are indeed spoilt and demand high quality basic viands for our simple country meals;
viz tomorrow i shall home smoke a Wiltshire pork joint from our village butcher in my smoker, using oak shavings prepared by SWMBO, using cloves and a runny homemade marmalade glaze, [of a friends(ours is too solid)]


Thick slices- Yummy, Yummy, just like our village Mummies



BTW, Is that greasy spoon just up from the Quay on the High Street still going strong- they did an ace full English breakfast when I crewed out of Maldon in the late 80's/early 90's.
Hardly the humble 'Egg Banjo'...... but are we on the cusp of a Gourmets delight here....?
Can't be fiddlin about with 'avocaodo'... 'cured oak bacon'...etc...
As for carrot and corriander......, well that's not too easy to get in the Spar in Maldon !
We peasents have to put up with a beef tea and a 'proper' eggy sandwich........job done!
Nummy...nummy..
Now, Now, my good man, surely you have a Co-op, Waitrose, or even a Sainsbury,or Morrissons in Maldon?
We simple Sussex paysans are indeed spoilt and demand high quality basic viands for our simple country meals;
viz tomorrow i shall home smoke a Wiltshire pork joint from our village butcher in my smoker, using oak shavings prepared by SWMBO, using cloves and a runny homemade marmalade glaze, [of a friends(ours is too solid)]
Thick slices- Yummy, Yummy, just like our village Mummies
BTW, Is that greasy spoon just up from the Quay on the High Street still going strong- they did an ace full English breakfast when I crewed out of Maldon in the late 80's/early 90's.