Which boat to buy?

[Twister_Ken]

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[silver-fox]

Buy a Spanish boat with a big safe!/forums/images/graemlins/wink.gif

 

[JasB]

I here the Nigerians have some boats they will sell you, just send the money and wait.

 

[Parsonsheath]

I must have been an absolute S O D in a former life, cos no nice men offer me that sort of deal, and I am still sat here waiting!

 

[FullCircle]

Ken, lets face it, you would still order another Twister with terminal deck warp and spend it on halting advancing boat rot..... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Twister_Ken]

Oh good, just got another half mill to spend on extras.

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[oldharry]

Only £500,000, Ken? I had £3.2m from them a month ago, and a further £2.8m a week later. The catch was: I had to open a bank account by depositing an unspecified quite large sum in a Bank account they would set up for me. When I have done this, they will send me the account details and 'password'! Brilliant! I wonder if anybody has actually fallen for it yet?

The only free cheese is in the mousetrap.

 

[Twister_Ken]

I replied asking them to send the money round in an armoured truck, and that I would gladly leave £1,000 in the back to pay for petrol. So far, no response.

Mind you, I did it from a 'disposable' email address.