where is weirdest place you have woken up?

sailbadthesinner

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inknow its not boaty but it is friday.

SWMBO went out to a dinner last night
i had to go round to someone's house to help advise them on some planning matters, and as thanks they took me out for a beer.
I was then accosted by more friends and forced to drink g and t's for much of the evening
i retired home and cooked and proceeded to open a bottle of grigio

unfortunately i was found later by swmbo under the dining room table (i think i was playing with the cat)
i woke up this morning on bedroom floor. apparently i fell out. i am sure i was pushed but mymemory is unclear. swmbo went to spare bed, as i managed to fall with the bed clothes still attached to me.

thinking about it has been some time since i have woken up in such a state
in my time i have woken up on top of a freezer
on three seperate concrete quays
2 pontoons
and a pavement (student)

in cannot however top my sister who woke up outside her house in a wheely bin wearing only a thong.

Ok brain let's just do this and I can get back to killing you with beer.
 

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<in cannot however top my sister who woke up outside her house in a wheely bin wearing only a thong.>

Don't believe you. We need to see photographic evidence.

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Many years ago went on holiday to Malta and got a tad tiddly.
Woke up laying on a ledge, 2 foot wide, outside of a restraining wall on the top level of a 4 storey building. Worse thing was I was still so drunk when I woke up, I simply swung my legs over the edge and had a cig, before stumbling off to bed.
Still get cold sweats about that one 20 years later!

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In the wrong womans bed.

She was Chinese and not at all impressed. She went out to find her (rather large) man friend to get me out of it. With which compelling request I willingly complied.

More ills resulting from the cure for which there is no known disease.

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In a field surrounded by very inquisitive cows. And I mean in a field no tent, caravan or shelter close by. The cows head was about 6" from my face, which is not recommended as the first thing you see at about 6.30am.

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<<cannot however top my sister who woke up outside her house in a wheely bin wearing only a thong>>
Is she into opera? Perhaps she's one of those Bin Divas
 

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<<The cows head was about 6" from my face, which is not recommended as the first thing you see at about 6.30am>> this demands misogynistic reply. Please repost to the stinkie forum.

<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1>Edited by JohnM on 14/02/2003 14:58 (server time).</FONT></P>
 

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In Dublin - lying on the parapet of the bridge where O' Connel Street crosses the Liffey.

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On my commuting back from Richmond to the Isle of Dogs (a pretty much direct route on the District line), I frequently overshot into Essex but also ended up in Gerrards Cross and somewhere in Kent and have no idea where or why I changed trains. /forums/images/icons/blush.gif

I've fallen asleep during a dinner with the Bank of England. I've woken up AFTER a dinner with no recollection of getting there or eating it. I can basically sleep anywhere and anytime when I'm drunk accept when PaulineB is around coz she shaves off eyebrows! /forums/images/icons/blush.gif/forums/images/icons/blush.gif

I was woken up once after a Dragon Dinner at the RCYC in Burnham. I was seemingly fast asleep in my dinner suit, standing up against the sea wall. "Hello Georgi, what are you doing in France?" I seemingly said. I was then bundled off back to the crew house where I slept through until 07.30 and woke up feeling perfect and none the worse, or the wiser, for my ordeal. I knew nothing about it until I arrived back from racing and it was all over the club. /forums/images/icons/blush.gif/forums/images/icons/blush.gif/forums/images/icons/blush.gif




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In Bournemouth after a Scotland v Engalnd game at Wembley in 1986 .. got on the wrong train at the wrong station & fell asleep ... could'nt understand why Glasgow had developed a pier onto the Clyde ..
 
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On a visit to Salcombe I and my crew went to the Yacht Club which was full of Ruperts and Tarquins and their ladies due to a regatta of some sort.I bought a round and started to carry our drinks back to our table at which point my trousers fell down round my ankles.I was forced to waddle across the room as my crew refused to take the drinks off me.Once seated I fell deeply asleep and started to snore loudly.I awoke to find the room in silence and everyone staring at me.At this point one of my crew said loudly to all present 'Have you met our club commodore?'
 

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Ok it wasnt me - but we did put a friend of mine in the cockpit of his boat, without his clothes or his dinghy (boat was on a drying trot). He certainly frightened the populace as he waded ashore the following morning.

Same chap was left tied to a lamppost outside Jersey's Old Court house (Bergeracs Barge to non locals), with 'insufficent' clothes to maintain his dignity on his stag night.

Things seem to have quietened down since his marriage.
 
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