surely it doesn't need to be planning to ski behind it if it's long enough.
you would need an adjustable ski rope to enable you to avoid a downslope on the wake though!
Unfortunately this event took place behind one of her majesty’s finest vessels a number of years ago and as such, due to the official secrets act I am unable to post a picture here. If you like to email me in about thirty years time however I am sure I can oblige ;-)
Any of the following might qualify in my book:
1. When you need permission from QHM to enter P'mouth
2. When B*stard Wightlink ferries give way to you
3. When you need a mortgage to refuel her
4. When you need a tug to berth in a hoolie
5. When you need a pilot at the Nab
6. When you have a duplex radio
7. When you don't need to worry about a radar reflector
8. When you give 3 blasts on the horn as you hit astern - as opposed to swearing 3 times when you hit your stern
9. When you have a pic of your bowthruster on your hull
10. When running aground means your insurance co. gets embarrased
Well, we could fill it with oil, and sink it, then get Kim to open an environmental pollution forum. That always gets people going. We could try treating the oil slick with Haydn's stuff, and measure how much water is left afterwards
<hr width=100% size=1>Err, let me know if Depsol enters the forum, I'll go and hide