What's the difference

[DILLIGAF]

What\'s the difference

What's the difference between a sailor and a yachtsman?

 

[claymore]

Re: What\'s the difference

Give in - what is the difference?

 

[stevebrassett]

Re: What\'s the difference

If you say "Hello sailor" and "Hello yachtsman", you will most likely get a different reply.

 

[landaftaf]

Re: What\'s the difference

and between a baby and a seagull ?

 

[DILLIGAF]

Re: What\'s the difference

Dunno, that's why I asked.

Had me wondering if it was something to do with the type of boat they crewed. Or perhaps is it a rank thing?

 

[landaftaf]

Re: What\'s the difference

and an acrobat and a policeman ? /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[DILLIGAF]

Re: What\'s the difference

[ QUOTE ]
"and between a baby and a seagull?"

and

"and an acrobat and a policeman?"

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Give in - what is the difference?

 

[landaftaf]

Re: What\'s the difference

well .... a seagull flits across the shore and a baby

ahem ...... do you need me to spell it out ?

 

[Guest]

Re: What\'s the difference

An acrobat performs clever tricks?

 

[claymore]

Re: What\'s the difference

Do acrobats use swear words?

 

[Guest]

Re: What\'s the difference

I heard the spoonerism in the version of the difference between a magician's wand and a policeman's truncheon.

I think there's a bit in somewhere in Hansard where an Opposition MP stood up after his opponent's speech and said something to the effect: "I am truly amazed by the shining wit on the opposite bench, if you'll pardon the spoonerism".

 

[Lakesailor]

Re: What\'s the difference

A Dutch guest told me that the word for sailor in Dutch equates to "seaman"
Oh we did laugh.

 

[landaftaf]

Re: What\'s the difference

yes - I must admit I made a mistake ..... acrobat and policemans truncheon ..... /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

any offers

 

[machurley22]

Re: What\'s the difference

I could but I don't want to get binned for 5 days.

 

[Guest]

Re: What\'s the difference

Now THAT would be a cunning stunt

 

[landaftaf]

Re: What\'s the difference

. /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[claymore]

Re: What\'s the difference

Between a goat and a fish?
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One mucks about in fountains

 

[DILLIGAF]

Re: What\'s the difference

That made me laugh more than Stingo's imprisonment