Whats the difference

[claymore]

Between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?





Bing sings and Walt disnae

 

[Guest]

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Between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?





Bing sings and Walt disnae

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Ho-Ho-Ho! merry Christmas!..............shut up! /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif /forums/images/graemlins/grin.gif

 

[Kilter]

Jings!

 

[Evadne]

Twae Glaswegian gentlemen were walking past a cake shop. Says Jimmie:
"Hoots Boab, is thot a cake, or a meringue"
"Nae, yoor reet Jimmie, its a cake."
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[Kilter]

Two geordies are walking down the street. Rirst one says, "Howway man, ah can smell coacoanut!"

The other replys,




















"Why aye man...yer bounty!"